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The Beauty Shop of Horrors: Part One

"Oh honey, you sure do look like you're exhausted," Tine pointed out as the two made their way towards her home. "I mean, look at the lines under your eyes. They're the size of apricots! And look at this filthy hair. EEE! Your skin! It's so greasy!"

by blubblub317
Tails of Terror: The Malice of Mr Squishy - Part One

"As punishment," he said, setting them down on the ground, "I think it's time for some scary stories."

Also by Neonick19881988

by huggsy_666

Zor: Kidnapping - Part One

Zor quickly stood up straight and reached into her coat pocket, pulling out a shiny badge. "Neopian Detective Agency. I'm investigating a recent kidnapping that took place in this house."

by sirussblack
A Pirate's Life for Me: Part One

"Ysabel, I'm going on a walk around the beach..."

by jennyfoos221
At Bay With Mrs. Prenderghast: Part One

"Yes, going to an abandoned haunted house is exactly what I had in mind when I asked myself 'What should I do to amuse myself tonight?'"

Also by hottamale0774

by springsteen0991

 
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"The Cove" by sara_mossflower
Bad luck concerning money was the worst thing that could happen to a Neopet, according to Beyla. She had her reasons, which she kept to herself...




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The Poor Life
"I'm sorry that I have good fashion sense. I'm sorry that we are rich and can afford to buy thousands of purses at that price. But is that my fault?"

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Aisha Goes Cold
Her daring and courageous exploration throughout the Neopian terrain always left readers with a magical tingling feeling at the paws or toes or talons - depending on your species - that made them want to shrug on a coat, and do a bit of travelling around themselves...

by cyberthread

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Obsessed with Hannah, Part II
When asking him about Hannah’s whereabouts, he told me her location, so I quickly found myself on…

by exusmandragon

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The Woes of Being Jelly
"I feel like the Jelly Chia," I mumbled as we walked home, "just as ugly and just as... mouth-watering!"

by 3dcourtney12044

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Lunaticity #4
It's an earthquake!

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Neonutz
Relax... it's just a random event.

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