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The Poogle Racer: Part One

Then a slightly chubby and pink Poogle, Gretchen, walked into the room with a sneer on her face. "Still dreaming of being a Poogle, Cala? Even if you were one you'd stink at racing."

by phoenix1000
Searching For Paradise: Part One

They had insisted on naming her Tirana, the name given to all ten faerie Ixis in the family. She was the youngest in a family of money-concerned idiots. Or so she often thought...

by cpmtiger
The Mask of Calendroh: Part One

“They say that there once lived a beautiful sorceress in Neopia,” said Claire, launching straight into the tale....

by laurelinden
 
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"For the Love of a Good Schmoonie" by shamisenrat
It had been a mistake adopting a Schmoonie - WhisperedVoice was even beginning to wonder if there had ever been a case of Schmoonie domestication before then. He had found the little guy shaking behind a bush...




Other Stories


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The Colors of Autumn
It was a cool autumn day, the first of many to come. Misty trudged along the path, crunching as her paws hit the leaves...

by fang13250

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Run Your Heart Out
"Fine… you caught me, Taelaiden," she said to her brother, sighing. "You're pretty fast, you know that?"

by duckymoose

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A Guide to Whack-A-Ghost
Perhaps you've never gotten more than 200 points on this game. Perhaps the game simply creeps you out. If that is you, this guide could change your life. No, I mean it.

by kara611990

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Ruling the Universe
I pull a small notebook out of my pocket and scribble down a quick note: "Good doctor slightly self-centered, possibly egotistical."

by extreme_fj0rd

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Neopian Insanity
Next Level: Puree.

Also by emmybug184

by cosmicfire918


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Smelly Nelly
"Is itchy."

by i_hate_backstabbers



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