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Saffy's Sister

She rested her head on a pillow and opened her new book. The Kacheek felt the soft, red cover and opened it to the first page...

by sweetie_me274
The Giant Egg

Once upon a time, there was an egg...

by dionasuds
Sloth's Revenge

She adjusted the lens until it was fixed perfectly on the building she theorized as Sloth’s hideout. She gasped, “I knew it!”

by mystic_whisper711
The Adventures of Star

I regret naming her Star. Stars are supposed to be barely noticeable unless they are scattered across the sky at midnight. Star, however, is more like an asteroid headed for planet Neopia...

by dancingqween888
The Spyders are Coming

"The Spyders are almost here," Daina's mother said, closing the door firmly and latching it. "Help me fasten the windows," the older Wocky added, and rushed off...

by extreme_fj0rd
A Fortune Told

Chan ran off the boat before I even got up and shouted, "Come on, Alex! This is the best day of my life and you're taking a lifetime!"

by peachifroot
A Forever Blooming Flower

Rose noticed that the tulips that the Gelert was holding were all dead. "Actually, you can have those for 20 NP. They are useless when they are dead," Rose began.

by socks563
Arachnophobia

The Lenny grew rather attached to the Spyders. So, for each pet that walked into her store to buy a Spyder, an interview was conducted...

by shadih_temporary
The Story of Boochi

Not his birthday. Anything but his birthday. Today he would become a teenager, and that's the last thing he wanted...

by dragon_cloudz
Unexpected Fishing Expedition

"What in the world…?" was all she could say after she took a good long look at her "huge fish."

by youkos_lil_fox
Black and White

Thirsty. Beyond thirsty. Three weeks of continuous walking, and one week of dry desert surroundings had started to take its toll...

by christinetran
Second-Place Sammy

As the judges said, she was fantastic on the ice, but didn't have the grace and elegance it took to be the best. This time, though, the Bruce had practiced and practiced and was sure it would be different...

by sweetie_me274
 
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Home < High Seas: Part Six
The sails nearly hurt the eyes, spun of shimmering cloth-of-gold as they were, and the heavy main lines securing the masts were laced with gold wire. For the 'Tonne wasn't just a cargo ship...

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The Son of Sahkmet: Part Seven
"You, my prince, were out for the entire night," she said, pulling open a dusty drape that spilled light across the dank room...

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