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Issue: 201 | 29th day of Swimming, Y7 |
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Short Stories
![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/201_kacheek_book.gif) | Saffy's SisterShe rested her head on a pillow and opened her new book. The Kacheek felt
the soft, red cover and opened it to the first page...
by sweetie_me274 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/118_turmac.gif) | The Giant Egg Once upon a time, there was an egg...
by dionasuds | ![](//images.neopets.com/neopedia/228_sloth.gif) | Sloth's RevengeShe adjusted the lens until it was fixed
perfectly on the building she theorized as Sloth’s hideout. She gasped, “I knew
it!”
by mystic_whisper711 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/201_neomail.gif) | The Adventures of StarI regret naming her Star. Stars are supposed to be barely noticeable unless
they are scattered across the sky at midnight. Star, however, is more like an
asteroid headed for planet Neopia...
by dancingqween888 | ![](//images.neopets.com/neopedia/199_spyder_02.gif) | The Spyders are Coming"The Spyders are almost here," Daina's mother
said, closing the door firmly and latching it. "Help me fasten the windows,"
the older Wocky added, and rushed off...
by extreme_fj0rd | ![](//images.neopets.com/games/tradingcards/50.gif) | A Fortune ToldChan ran off the boat before I even got up and
shouted, "Come on, Alex! This is the best day of my life and you're taking a
lifetime!"
by peachifroot | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/201_flowers.gif) | A Forever Blooming FlowerRose noticed that the tulips that the Gelert was holding were all dead. "Actually, you can have those for 20 NP. They
are useless when they are dead," Rose began.
by socks563 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/62_spyder_web.gif) | ArachnophobiaThe Lenny grew rather attached to the Spyders. So, for each pet that
walked into her store to buy a Spyder, an interview was conducted...
by shadih_temporary | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/boochi.gif) | The Story of BoochiNot his birthday. Anything
but his birthday. Today he would become a teenager, and that's the last thing
he wanted...
by dragon_cloudz | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/201_kougra_fishing.gif) | Unexpected Fishing Expedition"What in the world…?" was all she could
say after she took a good long look at her "huge fish."
by youkos_lil_fox | ![](//images.neopets.com/desert/shrinepic.gif) | Black and WhiteThirsty. Beyond thirsty. Three
weeks of continuous walking, and one week of dry desert surroundings had started
to take its toll...
by christinetran | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/rinkrunner.gif) | Second-Place SammyAs the judges said, she
was fantastic on the ice, but didn't have the grace and elegance it took to
be the best. This time, though, the Bruce had practiced and practiced and was
sure it would be different...
by sweetie_me274 |
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Cannon Fodder?![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/cannonball_2005.gif)
I was appalled when I learned of a new craze sweeping the nation of Krawk Island: Petpet Cannonball! Agh! Just hearing those two words together makes me cringe. The thought of launching a helpless Petpet from the barrel end of a cannon...
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Your Kind of Wealth One million in a bank account
is a definite sign of wealth, but it’s not the only way. Let’s take a look at
the most common kinds!
by shadowcristal |
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Home < High Seas: Part Six The sails nearly hurt
the eyes, spun of shimmering cloth-of-gold as they were, and the heavy main
lines securing the masts were laced with gold wire. For the 'Tonne wasn't just
a cargo ship...
by destervetha |
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