Short Stories

	The Perfect Lock The red-hot creation that had been carefully dipped into the water was rapidly turning black, and the red Draik smith gave it a tight, satisfied smile... by shadowcristal
	A Balthazar-Faerie Tale I haven't seen poor Fuhnah since she told me this story. I hope she hasn't gotten herself caught again. by dark_goddess_rising
	One Night at Midnight He was going to do something he had never done before. This would be the night that he would brave the mysterious lands of the neoboards... by puppy200010
	Transmogrification I suppose it began on the day my owner decided to take me and my three sisters on a visit to the Haunted Woods. It was Halloween... by valkyriemaiden
	The Fearsome Twosome It was perfect. Its wings were pointed in just the right way; the cloth was professionally stitched, and the pitchfork looked sharp and menacing... by molly102394
	Tales of a Petpet Campfire "Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to the Petpet Retreat?" by micrody
	Why Should Meepits Have All The Fun? "NEXT," said a bored, clinical voice, coming from beside the lab ray... by sectumsempra1514
	The End of the Endless Plains "You young rascals keep running off. How am I supposed to keep track of you both? I'm responsible while the rest of the pack is hunting, and these old bones can't go racing all over." by sikki_lo
	Some Assembly Required I had suggested reading, I had begged them to play board games quietly, but it was of no avail-the two insisted upon singing the "Rain, Rain, Go Away" song at the top of their lungs... by trisshamster
	Telling Kep's Story Most of you, especially you Altador Cup fans out there, have heard of Kep Bonnefie, the Darigan Buzz who for years has refused to speak a single word, yet continues to play Yooyuball for the Citadel team... by ee365

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"Some Assembly Required" by trisshamster
"We're bored!!! We've played with all our toys!!! We're bored!!! We want something to do!!!" Now, I am a very patient person, but when one has been pestered like this for two and a half hours on end, one's patience does wear thin. I was at the end of my wits when the doorbell rang. "Ooh! Ooh! I wanna get it! I wanna get it!"

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Blandfish: Bland in Disguise?
But the fish of the Underwater Fishing Cavern are not always as exciting as expected. There is one fish in particular that doesn't bring a smile, or a laugh, or really any expression at all, to anyone's face...

by syprodrgon2

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Reeling in the Slot Tycoons
Ever feel swindled at the slot machines? Watching them spin, were you certain those reels were going to fall in line, but some hidden force made them land less favorably? Well, do you want to know what that something is?

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by heretosee

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Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Six
A Darigan Eyrie gave us a lift. Obsidian was less than thrilled to be flying, and yowled for several minutes before simply shoving his muzzle into the Eyrie's neck fur and closing his eyes...

by alkuna_

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Past Reflections: Part One
"There's a female Zafara headed towards the city... W-we didn't expect much of her at first, but she knocked out every trained guard with a single strike..."

by smurfafied1800

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Mutants Do It Best
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by virtie

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Totally Random: Episode Three
There's a downside to the new map...

by _kristina_anne_

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