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Princess, Daughter, Flutist

Even from a distance, he could see how the princess's fingers moved almost effortlessly across the flute...

by precious_katuch14
Table for One

Elisha looked at the empty seat next to Sendrii. "Are you waiting for someone?" she asked.

by maltese51191
The Witchern's Egg

To break up the fight, Kimadollus stepped in. "We're close to my third great uncle's place. We could visit him. He tells the greatest stories."

by happiness_express
Perfect Lives and Little Sisters

"Yay!" my owner squealed. "Ten million neopoints! I'm going to get a Draik Egg!"

by littlemouse_rbd
The Stream Always Wins

"Ha-ha! I beat you again, Ramamoth!" Gary crowed. The little faerie Shoyru looked up at the Grarrl from where she was sprawled in the dirt. It was the sixth time that lesson he had beaten her.

by dark_rose_15
The Street Warf

"Aeyana, I'm not jealous! I'd never be jealous of your bratty attitude or your stupid Kad either!" growled Madeleine...

by xxxmagiabellexxx
Introducing Vani, the Baby Pet

She was larger than her Wocky sister now. It was proof that she was no longer painted Baby. Then she scowled as she suddenly remembered who made her that way in the first place.

Boochi.

by akitera

A Pirate's Life For Me... Or Is It?

*WHACK*! A ruler came slamming down on a wooden school desk, and the sleepy Gnorbu leaped from his seat in alarm.

Also written by __horses_forever__

by neckties

Wings

All Buzz must earn their wings through bravery.

by lobstrosities
Learning About Life

Kivier couldn't wait to run around and enjoy life. It was a crisp spring morning outside of their Meridell residence.

by chirigami
Of Meercas and Neggs

One poor Happy Negg found himself situated in between two red ones. The red Neggs taunted him incessantly – they found the chances of the Meerca saving him equal to the chances of Sloth finally gaining world domination.

by crazy_holly_ii
 
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"Perfect Lives and Little Sisters" by littlemouse_rbd
"Yay!" my owner squealed. "Ten million neopoints! I'm going to get a Draik Egg!" Loraine then broke out into a series of gesticulations that I knew was a "happy dance". My heart dropped, and bumped into my stomach abruptly. The day had finally come. My owner was getting a new pet. One of us was getting abandoned...




Other Stories


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NeoQuest II: A Guide to the Meridell Bosses
The first chapter, Meridell, is pretty straightforward. Especially in the mode I'm talking about; Normal.

by hillyhawk

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Neggs and the Wonderful Things They Do
They're relatively round in shape. They're occasionally edible. They tend to alter your Neopet in one way or another. They taunt you in Meerca Chase. That's right, you guessed it correctly: They're neggs.

Also by windatmyback

by danceswithpampers


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Handed in for an English Homework: Part Seven
I started neoschool today.

I thought at first it would be okay.

by ralph89170


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Shad and Saura: Black Fire - Part Four
"It's such a nice and peaceful little land, but with Sir Dark and Mysterious roaming about, each and every local treats us as if we brought him here."

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl


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Never Too Good
I wouldn't eat that if I were you.

by jackjack1234

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How Sweet...?
Om nom nom!

by dragonstorm_75



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