Short Stories

	How I Got Banned From Kelp It started off as an totally non-havoc causing trip to Kelp, necessitated by a certain, uh, trouble in the kitchen at my Neohome. by preencessno
	Friendship is Like a Deck of Cards It took Jilli all that she could not to groan loudly. Sitting in the box was a large, shiny, brand new deck of Godori cards. by peroxwhy_gen
	Mistakes, Regrets, and New Beginnings "It's been a year, Monica. You may as well use it on me. I’m not going to poof faerie, you know." by kingskid999
	Wings of Freedom "Weewoos! Make it to your stations and put on those uniforms. It's time to deliver the Neopian Times!" shouted the postmaster general, a tall blue Lupe. by black_skull725
	How Rosie the Grarrl Came to Be A story that looks at Rosie's past. And how she got those awesome Cybunny ears!! by dreaminstarz
	An Usul's Tail "This is the last time I shall ever look like this," she whispered to herself, "no longer will I be a plain, boring, Yellow Usul. I will be a bright, fun Disco Usul!" by mrs_cherish
	Rhyme-Off! "Apparently he got eaten by rabid Meepits." by xxxmagiabellexxx
	The Peophin Who Wished He Could Climb It was a dream to one day climb the highest of the trees, to sit among its leaves and look out over the Island... by rivergenesis
	Pirate Jeers "I'm black-and-white," Roiniy would mutter under her breath, but she never dared respond openly. by emrozi
	The Faerie and the Fair "Oh, but I can't," Antikia pleaded, feeling a surge of fear rush through her. "I--I can't fly away." by micrody
	Galaxy - the Warrior Princess "How is the money earning going?" asked Buzzie quietly. He was the only one in the book club who knew that Galaxy might not be able to go to the 'Books Of The World'. by vendince

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