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Paradise Island

"How did I get here?"

"No idea. I was just taking a quick swim, when I saw you lying here in the sand. Looks like you took a nasty hit on those rocks over there..."

by mojoschweni19

Unfinished Business

Occasionally a passing guard or security drone would stroll by and break the silence, but nothing else did – nothing, that is, save for three dark-cloaked figures darting through the bright halls.

by sporty2443
The Jelly Chia: The Diary

Today, Daddy and I played some games. We jumped and ran around and it was really fun.

by lux_aeterna1234
Misguided

The blind Ogrin blinked in confusion. He had not been visited by an expert ninja – he was sure of that – but how had that Neopian entered and left the training school without even the slightest sound?

by chimp_chicken_fish
Too Many Words

"Well... okay," I interrupted his endless praise of the trumpet. "I have to go help Ellen with... something. So, bye—"

by laurapet131
Illusen the Kadoatie #3: Little Mooty

"You got a Mootix?!" she said with joy.

by skittyfan100
Fortuna Laspus

It was probably the eye patch.

by kioasakka
Tuesday's News

"I want you to get your lazy rear out of bed for once. We're going somewhere!"

by merlynia
Just Siblings

Once they were outside the thick gold doors, Tetchla turned to her older brother. Her face crumpled in frustration and sorrow. "Katte, this is awful!" she moaned. "How am I supposed to find a dress at this late notice?"

by pringlz
Shooting Star Race

"I dreamed I was racing a shooting star across Meridell."

by blackghoulmon
 
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The Anti Gifts
What you should always have at home to make (more or less) hidden allusions.

by schwarzernebel

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The Elusive Quest for Guild Settlement
What makes a guild worth staying in? What makes a difference to whether a member stays or leaves?

by pertaoiin

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Sailing the Stars: Part Eight
"Take this!" Sloth yelled and they saw two large missiles launch from his ship, heading straight for them!

by bugsypal9

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More Powerful than Magic: Part Two
"How? She's been a statue for fourteen years! How in Neopia could she have gotten loose?"

by saphira_27

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Second Thoughts: Tour of the House
Levih moves in... and is welcomed by a "wonderful" welcoming comittee... if you could call it that.

by thewarriorinside

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Neocash Nuisance
It's food frenzy Friday at the Neolodge...

Also by destinationxunknown

by beekles




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