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Beware the Robot Petpet...

Happy Sloth Appreciation Day!

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The Giant Squid Looks For a Friend

Larry The Giant Squid Searches for a Friend

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The Other Jobs

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Adventures of the Black Pawkeet (No, the Other One)

Where was Garin’s petpet during the battle for New Maraqua?

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"Beware the Robot Petpet..." by hyper_heather1
“A nother N-4 Info Retrieval Bot? How many of these can you win in a day?” Blebix the grundo, custodian of the Virtupets battledome, tried very hard not to grin as an angry-looking lupe and his owner walked by him, robot in hand. When they had walked out of sight, he continued whispering his song, the tune that had gotten him through this past month of watching hundreds of spoiled neopets and their owners complain about their robot prizes. “The day is almost here. The day is almost here” Blebix almost skipped in his excitement. Dragging his mop along in a dance, ignoring the slime that trailed behind it, he cackled maniacally. His years of patiently waiting were almost at an end. The virtupets robots, the most common prize of the Virtupets battledome, were the creation of Dr. Frank Sloth...




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