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Short Stories


An Elderly Customer

It’s Valentine’s Day at the Snowdrift Café

by kadface
A Day to Remember

"It was a typical Thursday. Wake up. Put on clean clothes from the laundry basket..."

by parody_ham
A Flight to Altador

"Aethia let out a resounding cry as she navigated through the challenging terrain of a tactical obstacle course..."

by black_skull725
Be My Valentine?

"It was February 14th, Y25, the Month of Awakening when Knihves sat slouched on a park bench in Neopia Central..."

by discardedcrayons
Celebrating Palentines Day

"Irisali wasn’t entirely sure what Valentine's Day was, but..."

by hectic_haley
The Lavender Room

"Every tourist spot has its well-kept secrets. Things the locals love, but somehow don’t make it into the tourist brochures..."

by stella_123_5
A Wraithy Valentine's Day...

"Cassandra the Wraith Uni didn’t really have any personal quarrels with most of the events which happened in Neopia every year..."

by starofcolors
A Late Valentine's Reunion

"Valentine's Day meant little to Tasha now. She had had enough of the holiday for as long as she could remember..."

by rurirawr
The Ninja and the Valentine’s Gift

"Master Eiji hasn’t been well..."

by crazyboutcute
 
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Jhudora’s Guide to Valentine’s Gift
Giving



‘Bleeding hearts of the world, unite! It’s time for the sappiest of holidays, Valentine’s Day. If you just recently felt like you took a dagger to the heart (rest in pieces old relationships), you may not want to celebrate such a love-filled event. And who could blame you really? But why should all the ones happily in love get to have all the fun? Valentine’s Day is a day to send your loved ones a message of appreciation, but why not also take the opportunity to send your past loves a message of, if not love, then of scorn and heartbreak? Some say the best revenge is living well and not paying any attention to your ex, I say pah! Anyone who says that just hasn't found the right gift that really shows what you think of your former sweethearts. Now, let’s get on with it! Here I present you with a non-traditional gift guide to the happy heart holiday, 13 marvellous gifts to send to that formerly special someone. Enjoy!’ Jhudora smiles at you with a crooked grin, and starts rattling off her list…



Other Stories


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Craziest Valentine's Day Guide: Top 15 Gifts in 2023
Dedicated to everyone who read through the whole entire guide.

by pixie_tea

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Five Clues about Illusen’s Mysterious Valentine
"It’s Valentine’s Day, and there’s just one question on everyone’s mind: Who is Illusen’s Valentine?"

by smart100000

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A Hero's Journey: Seasons (for issue 975)
"The sun is king in summer. If you can’t beat the heat, you have no escape..."

by precious_katuch14

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Geographical Guide to the Best Recipes in Every Land
"This week, Lilian and Werther trade the freezing temps of Terror Mountain for the frigidness of outer space..." Collab with cutiepie4707

by doglover3662

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An Unexpected Valentines
*No Chias were harmed in the making of this comic* Collab with Dariganey & Bekability

by shenkuun

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Unshellfish
Sharing is caring! Collab with bennle & byrdie

by darkonek



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