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What Never to Say to a Meridellian

Meridell is one of Neopia’s most important lands – it’s the place where Illusen lives, it has a sizable military, and it introduced the concept of searching for treasure in Symol holes.

by thedancing
Neopian Nonsense: Unraveling TNT’s Sneakiest Pranks

The Month of Eating is upon us, and with the transition from winter to spring comes a holiday beloved by Neopia’s most mischievous: April Fool’s Day.

by tylerhuyser
Gifts for Your Enemies: Ranked and Rated

Gifting items is a great concept that makes Neopians feel loved, whether they’re the sender or the recipient. Collab with surging & noileh

by dancerchickemily
Become an Overnight Billionaire (Totally NOT a Scam)

Are you tired of scrambling at the Money Tree, hoping to snatch up someone’s half-eaten omelette?

by haleigh_2011
A Sloth Fan's Sloth Themed April Fools Pranks

So, dear readers, I was thinking to myself today about the institution that is pulling pranks on April Fool’s Day and what I could potentially pull off if I put my mind to it. Collab with betti666

by shikieiki
 
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Gifts for Your Enemies: Ranked and Rated



Gifting items is a great concept that makes Neopians feel loved, whether they’re the sender or the recipient. There are guilds and Neoboards dedicated to the spirit of gifting to others — and an entire Day of Giving! While we’re all familiar with the concept of sending a gift to our Neofriends, we believe there is an untapped market for gifting to your Neofoes. That’s why we’ve taken inspiration from the real Neopian book Gifts for your Enemies and have each ranked our best of the worst gift ideas for your foes or, perhaps, to prank your friends with. dancerchickemily’s favourite gifts for her enemies: 7. Slightly Nibbled Holiday Socks Meepits may prefer chewing on wires, but they’ll wreck a pair of socks every once in a while, too. Make your Neofoe’s day mildly inconvenient with these holey socks. 5/10 6. Reused Gift Box Sending an item that’s clearly already been used is a great way to show them how much you don’t care. 5/10 5. Angry Meepit Eyes Let your Neofoe know how you really feel about them with this expressive wearable! 6/10 4. Stack of Tax Return Forms As the Month of Eating nears, nobody wants to be reminded of the Tax Beast’s potential visit. 6/10 3. Deceptive Gift Basket Let your Neofoe know they stink. Literally. This gift basket is full of fruit-shaped soap! 7/10 2. Something Already Happened Cake Plate The cake is a lie. There’s nothing more disappointing than receiving a plate without the cake. 9/10 1. Definitely not an Exploding Present Imagine the look on your Neofoe’s face when they receive this deceptive gift that...



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A Visit to Avista
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Planned Obsolescence
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