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	10 Ways to Celebrate Gloominess sigh Grey Day has once again made its way to Neopia and it hasn’t failed to bring all its miserable feelings with it... by lassie_nikki
	A Trophy Collector's Version of Plushie Tycoon Many people want the Plushie Tycoon trophy but think it’s too hard to play and make a profit. My guide gives you step by step instructions... by anna_arnold
	The Petpet Dangers of Meridell In this article I will explain why if you have a petpet you should avoid Meridell at all costs in 15 reasons! by haldir6530
	Collectable Cards: a Lost Neopian Treasure Collectable cards are just that - they are cards waiting to be collected! Each card has information and an image of something special to Neopets. These can range from individual people to the latest bands... by alyndasgallery
	Negg Effects - the Evil of It All!!! With the help of my… um… volunteer cough Lambene, I set out to prove to the world that Neggs have an evil mind, bent on world domination! evil laugh by gloopicalis
	The Neopian Band Review I, your music guru, will show you the path to musical enlightenment, and will leave your ears ringing with the latest music! by iamskot
	Plotting Along: Bob the Yurble - Again?!?!?!?! All heck broke loose this past week in Altador, when it was discovered that Bob the Yurble, a prominent member of the now forgotten Lost Desert Plot, had indeed been hired yet again. Also by stampingqueen2 by rare_blue_orchid
	The Vegetable Scene Below is a list and review of vegetable products that taste great, and not so great (to avoid eating wrong products and hating vegetables more). by cyneo_masters2
	How to Improve Your Restocking Are you one of those Neopians that knows how to restock, but you're not really all that good at it? Whatever you do, don't give up! by bittersweetish
	The Key to the Door of Zurroball Zurroball is a hard game that can be found in the action category; it's fun to many, but not exactly easy. by assassin_rogue
	The Top 14 (and only) Aisha Treats! Let’s take a closer look at what I believe to be the top luscious indulgences! drumroll please by sepkun
	Is Grey Really That Dull? YES! you all scream, convinced that Grey is only for the dull and depressed, and that is why I am here, to make you see Grey in a different light... by twiddl3d33

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Neggs: Not Always Nice?

Nobody knows because they have never really watched their pets admiring themselves in the mirror after eating a deceptively gorgeous Glamour Negg, or when they’re groaning on the marble floor after eating their painfully dangerous Spiked Negg without chewing – until now. With the help of my... um... volunteer *cough* Lambene, I set out...

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