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	Blandfish: Bland in Disguise? But the fish of the Underwater Fishing Cavern are not always as exciting as expected. There is one fish in particular that doesn't bring a smile, or a laugh, or really any expression at all, to anyone's face... by syprodrgon2
	How to Play Yooyuball... Without a Yooyu! So you've caught Altador Cup fever and you want a piece of the action, but you don't live in Neopia, so you can't get hold of a Yooyu? No problem! by rookina
	Whack a Staff Member - a Guide to Smacking Our Heroes You have staff members stick their head up out of their cubicles, and then you bonk them over the head with your trusty mallet. by axel_roze
	Reeling in the Slot Tycoons Ever feel swindled at the slot machines? Watching them spin, were you certain those reels were going to fall in line, but some hidden force made them land less favorably? Well, do you want to know what that something is? Also by dragon_cleric by heretosee
	An Interview with Hannah & Gwyl I'm here to talk to two of Neopia's well-known characters – and ask them a few questions o' course. This here is Hannah (the Brave)... by weaponstar
	Skies Over Meridell: Not About Flying in the Air An important thing to know about this game is that this is NOT Battledome In The Air. Your only attack weapons are your cannons and your only defence is simply "flying out of the way" or "dodging." by charlixsparkles
	A Manly Man’s Guide to Neopian Femininity Believe or not, Neopia is overrun mainly by femininity, which makes it increasingly difficult for a mega manly man pet to survive. by o_apollo_o
	There Is No Such Thing as Too Much Barbecue! In my opinion, it's all about small bits of intensely flavored things. No one wants anything heavy. It's about light, it's about fresh, it's about juicy! by purplepassiony2k
	Regarding the Exchange of Round, Wet Projectiles Anything can be thrown in an active snowball fight. I've been known to accidentally throw my pet's petpet Abominable Snowball at people. In a snowball fight, however, snowballs are the most preferable type of ammunition. by phsycoticdancer
	Taking Care of Your Invisible Neopet The first step is knowing where your beloved neopet is. by blahblahblah091
	The Other Side of Neopia FAQ Wake up surprised to find a whole new Neopia? Your questions are answered here! by mistyscooby
	Just How Smooth Was the Altador Cup? Together, the crowd witnessed the rise and fall of a rain of mortogs, annoying faerie quests, and some really rude mutant Yooyus... by iamskot
	NeoSports Broadcast: Altador Cup Round Four Today's match, Darigan against Haunted Woods! It should be quite a match today, for both teams' offence is great! by pei_panda_jr

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"We're bored!!! We've played with all our toys!!! We're bored!!! We want something to do!!!" Now, I am a very patient person, but when one has been pestered like this for two and a half hours on end, one's patience does wear thin. I was at the end of my wits when the doorbell rang. "Ooh! Ooh! I wanna get it! I wanna get it!"

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A Balthazar-Faerie Tale
I haven't seen poor Fuhnah since she told me this story. I hope she hasn't gotten herself caught again.

by dark_goddess_rising

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Tales of a Petpet Campfire
"Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to the Petpet Retreat?"

by micrody

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The Price of Faith: Part Four
It was a cold morning. The frost lay like lace over the frail plants and rocks. The sky was a brilliant blue without a single smudge of cloud, and the sun was so bright it was almost shouting aloud how good it was to be alive...

by mutedsanity

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For the Altador Cup: Part Two
"She remembers! I thought you said she wouldn't remember. You have no idea how hard it was for me! I had to give her a sleeping cookie WAY before schedule. Now everything's messed up and it's all your fault!"

by lili483

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UnNormal - Spoiled?
How can you call me spoiled?

by cozygen

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And All That Jazz
No fair.

by kiraki325

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