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	Volcano Run II - In-Depth Guide So, you're desperate to help Glubgar to find his way out of the pickle he’s gotten himself into this time in the return of Volcano Run, are you? by mzkimmi
	Games and the Board: The Perfect Formula? The game board is a spectacular area to find and ask for tips from fellow Neopians. From the very experienced to the similarly confused you can get many, many replies that will reveal some of the most useful tips you will ever find! by godsowngodzilla
	Top 10 Worst Neopian Jobs We see them every day. Those poor, tortured Neopian souls with the absolute WORST jobs ever. by x_boomerang_energy_x
	Forever Whirling: The Lost Desert Fruit Machine The Fruit Machine is a Lost Desert daily attraction that allows each Neopian family one free spin per day. Though many are simply advised to have better luck tomorrow, prizes range from desert food to Battledome items, to paintbrushes... by ampolin1
	Why Isn't Anyone Joining My Guild? (Part 2) There are numerous factors. This time I dedicate my piece to a person who ultimately makes or breaks a newborn guild: the leader. by squekepiggie123
	Into Defending? In the game, you will have a number of neopets pictures and a question presented to you. To answer the question, click on the picture of the correct answer. by georgina_248
	Turmac Roll: A History Never once, in my two years of playing the game has that thing EVER grown. It makes no sense! If the instructions say the thing will grow, then gosh darn it, it should grow! by sarcaism7
	Neopian Guide to Spacecraft After spending some time studying (joyriding cough) the various spacecraft used by Kreludor and Neopia alike, I've compiled this list of ships for use by a skilled pilot... by sparkie399
	The Top 10 Most Common Mistakes Lookup Makers Make Of course, we are only scratching the surface of the mistakes people tend to make while creating their masterpieces, but here are the most detrimental... by derangedsmile
	Morguss: Behind the Ugly We're here at the edge of Darigan Citadel, which isn't exactly the safest place to be standing. Also by extreme_fj0rd by dan4884

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The Ten Worst Jobs

You most likely think nothing of them; you might not even give them a second glance... but if YOU were stuck with their jobs, you might at least spare a pity smile. Listed here are the ten worst EVER jobs that any Neopian could possibly think of. It just might get you to think twice about how dedicated they really are to improving the site for everyone. Or maybe they just lost a bet...

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