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	The You Don't Need Skills to Get Trophies Guide All you need is luck, perhaps a stash of neopoints, some patience, and this guide! So what are you waiting for? by zuziafruzia
	Lending Adam! And Other Amusing Neoboard Trends Ever wanted to know about the latest and greatest trends on the Neoboards, while laughing about the charming mistakes we make there every day? Just hop onto the Neoboard Index, my friends... by indulgences
	The Icy Guide to Rink Runner Do you love ice skating? Do you like creating music? If the answer to either of these questions is yes, then Rink Runner is a game for you... by lcarlyle
	Protecting Yourself From the MSPP Plushie So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!! by fluffy645385
	Cheap, Easy Neohome Decorating Okay, so you want to decorate your neohome. The problem is, you took one look at the furniture in the stores and realized... by jessorama
	The Hunt for the Missing Link The latest advances in Neopian herpetology unlock many of the mysterious surrounding iconic creatures in Neopia. by benjamin97
	The Buzzer Game: The Guide You have come here seeking guidance to beat the Buzzer Game. by star138
	The Tyrannian Music Festival The Tyrannian Music Festival is always a feast for the ears, but this year's splendour was truly incredible. A stupefying 60,000 pets and owners attended the gig-fest... by xscissorsforhandsx
	Staying Out of the River: A Guide to Tug-O-War It takes place in the Lost Desert. You choose a character to play as (every character except Brucey B requires a code) and start tugging. The object of the game is to pull your opponent into the river... by surath
	The Jelly Chia: Evil, or Publicly Humiliated? But who is this creature? And why would it ever be driven to do such a horrible thing? And is it REALLY evil, or does it just need some professional help? by ubquitous

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"Scarblade's Game" by fuzzy_socks4
The seller, a rather tiny Quiggle, rubbed his hands together nervously. The full price was twenty thousand dubloons. Captain Bilge had already hinted that he would only spend ten thousand. And it was well known that whatever Bilge couldn't buy, he stole...

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Tessa and the Swim Team
Coach Blu nods, not noticing the lack of warmth in their welcome. "Everybody, to that side of the pool and back. Goooo!"

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Scarblade's Game
Bilge assessed the ship with his eyes once more, his scaly hands gripping a bag of money. He had to have it. Everything about the ship was made for a pirate...

by fuzzy_socks4

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Delma Harrence: The Younger Days - Part One
"Now go down and eat breakfast," said her owner, peering down at her and showing absolutely no fear at all. "You're going to school today, and you're not going to go out in the fields and play yooyuball with your friends..."

by shadow_sabre_

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Smurdnunoc: Part Five
Just then, the office door behind them opened and in strode R. Cory, a green-and-white speckled Techo donned in the type of fine suit and tie one might expect a music executive to wear...

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Jackpot
Curiosity causes loud yelling and good luck.

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Rambunctious!
All the other pets have more toys than me!

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