Sanity is forbidden Circulation: 177,384,953 Issue: 307 | 31st day of Hiding, Y9
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series
 

Articles


Discoveries of Professor P. Shaw: The Feepit

After many years and millions of neopoints, the great Professor P. Shaw has at last unraveled three mysteries of the Feepit...

by mithril_mithrandir
The Ten Best Neopian Resorts

In this very handy Neopian Times Article, I'm going to make sure you choose the right hotel for your trip...

by tennisking217
Ahnnilator's Guide to Lunch

Before you consider eating, or more importantly, making, lunch, you must make sure you are prepared to do so.

by cyneo_masters2
Petey and the Word Search Puzzle

It had been several months since Petey Pteri and Professor Edgar Eyrie had had their altercation. More precisely, it was ten Lenny Conundrums later...

by shamboo5
How To Tell If Your Item Is Hard To Sell

There are a lot of items out there and some are not easy to sell once you buy them. This article is a quick little guide to help you learn...

by shakinheadtotoe
Rise Of The Petpets

Scientists believe that if we "whack" the lurking petpets...

by shonla200
A Wonderful Guide to a Wonderful Petpet

Once you get your Harris and give this shy, but loving petpet to your pet, you begin to...

by fuzzy_wuzzy210
Things to Think About Before Abandoning Your Pet

Why are we putting our poor Neopets in the pound? And for what?

by good_good_smile
The What Not to Do List

Whether you're a newbie or a wanna-be millionaire- these paint brushes don't come cheap...

by fuzzy_wuzzy210
The Bottled Faerie Secrets

Have you ever wondered how those bottled faeries you bought in stores came to be in those stores? Wonder no more.

by vanillahazelnuts
The Wonders of Wicked Wocky Wobble

At first glance, WWW may seem like a simple game, but although the concept behind the game is indeed simple, the game itself is quite difficult to master.

by sweep_the_doghouse
The Only Guide to Peophins You Will EVER Need!

Rumour has it they came from the cool, crytal-clear waters of Mystery Island, arriving in their millions...

by haahaa113
 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


10 Best Resorts



And one of the things that can make or break your trip is the place where you spend your nights on vacation (or, if you're a really boring person, most of your days too). Seriously, are you going to have a fun time exploring the Altadorian Ruins if you just came off a night of no sleep on a mattress infested with scoaches? So...



Other Stories


---------

First Steps
I admit, I too had forgotten what a difficult task it was to take one's first steps, until one day when I was sitting near the Healing Springs, up in Faerieland...

by bsbgirl7777777

---------

A Time Before...
Finneus adjusted his monocle, cleared his throat, and began to read...

by tootsiekitty_

---------

Shad and Saura: That Other City - Part Three
As the Acara opened the bag and took the books out, the two brothers observed him. It was hard to imagine this nervous critter being friends with Tsuki...

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl


---------

Deep Secrets: Part Two
A week later, the ring was done. Ethan let it lie on the table, surrounded by little curls and scraps of stone he'd shaven off, and watched how it absorbed the light...

by extreme_fj0rd

---------

Cheeseroller
So that's why there's so much cheese...

Idea by pixie_dust181

by rach84150


---------

Shorties: BC Blues
A silly little short about one of the many common complaints/comments people receive in the BC chat.

by pink_kitty16



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.