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How to Play NQI and NQII Without Losing Your Mind

A list of tips to prevent you from becoming as crazy as Mr. Insane while adventuring in the Neoquest world.

by bha288
Trophies FAQ

I've seen a lot of people asking about the same thing in the games board so I decided to take note of the most frequently asked questions about trophies.

by nicanorduarte
Winning the Game: A Guide to Key Quest Mini Games

Mini games are an incredibly important factor in the outcome of any Key Quest game...

by finally_kitkat
Neopia's Spiciest Foods

Almost all food shops and restaurants in Neopia offer spicy food for those gourmet eaters willing enough to try some tongue burners...

by darkobsession
10 Tips on How to Properly Customize Your Neopets!

Customizing your Neopets can be a daunting task. There are so many wearable items out there!

by jmt_1992
What is the Plural Form of Mootix, Anyway?

"A Habitarium? But I don't own one of those. Don't they require petpetpets? Those are expensive!"

by pancakesatthedisco
Towards an Ethical Neopian Diet

I'm a pet just like you, and I want to talk to you about what's on your plate.

by gyda37
A Guide for Effective Neomail Applications

Keeping it brief is the name of the game when it comes to neomail applications.

by paws265
 
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Neopia's Spiciest Foods



Some of us can't stand it and get an upset stomach the moment it is mentioned; others don't seem to have enough of it, and the spicier the better, they say. Almost all food shops and restaurants in Neopia offer spicy food for those gourmet eaters willing enough to try some tongue burners (along with a huge glass of water to go with it...)



Other Stories


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Snowflakes
Knock knock.

"Mrikuni?"

Silence. The words hung in the empty air like snowflakes on an updraft, echoing lightly down the halls.

by miharu_mizuneko


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A Scared Owner and Her Brave Wocky vs the Battledome
Those early years were magical as we romped around Neopia. Foxie was at my side, no matter what I decided to do.

by wolfgirl764

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Worth Fighting For: Part Two
He'd been in wilderness survival situations before, on other worlds. The only thing different about this was that it was only him this time, no troops to command...

by cosmicfire918

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Deeper: Part Eight
"So," I said, stepping in her path and holding up my blaster. "Not the innocent little girl you pretended to be, are you? Get down!"

Sharron snarled, reaching for her blaster anyway.

by kristykimmy


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Title In Question
All according to plan...

by catcloud9

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The Worst Present Ever
Very much!

by happy_things



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