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10 Tips to Succeed at the Trading Post

Do you have an entrepeneur spirit, but doesn't know how to start? The first step to wealth is told you on this guide!

by nice_collector
Tips on How to – User Lookup Spotlight Trophy

Tips on How to – User Lookup Spotlight Trophy

by xlorally
Ten Petpets that Deserve the Royal Treatment

There has been some excitement around petpets and new colors releases: long-neglected petpets have recently been discovered in new potential colors, much to all the Neopian’s and Neopet’s delight.

This article was also written by kayahtik.

by xiaolin10413

Chia Bomber 2: An Avatar Collector's Guide

Welcome back to my little series of game guides for avatar collectors! As always, the goal here isn’t a first place trophy, or bragging rights over your friends- it’s to get that avatar.

by costumely
Winter Activities to Keep you Occupied until Spring

Post-Month of Celebrating, sometimes winter gets a little drab and boring here in Neopia. Until the Negg Festival in the Spring, there just might not seem like much to do!

by emmy1265__42
My Neopian New Year's Resolutions

As the Month of Celebrating comes to a close, so too does another year in Neopet’s history books.

by milestrong
Neogoals 2020

Did you make Neogoals for 2019 and didn't quite stick to them? No worries, we've all been there *cough fitness cough*

by extreme_butterfly
How to Treat Your Gnorbu on Gnorbu Shearing Day

Do you hear that, Neopia? A new year has blown in and that means change. More specifically, a hairstyle change for Neopia’s favorite furry friend: the Gnorbu. Gnorbu Shearing Day is a venerated tradition, upheld for decades in Neopia!

by kaitlinhoneybee
What's The Occasion?

Learn the lesser-known occasions for celebration and dress-up!

by kiwigoddesskimmie
 
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"The Neopian Artist" by terukiyo
"What a lovely drawing,” a Maraquan Acara murmured at a painting of frolicking green Unis, her yellow eyes sparkling. A few other Neopets—a Xweetok holding hands with a Jetsam, and a lone Eyrie—milled about in the Art Gallery, viewing the old and new artworks on display, though no one was close enough to hear Sapphire if she spoke out loud to herself. The sun was about to set, and the Acara wanted to admire all the new pieces before it grew too late. She loved to draw and paint as well, and often had her own pieces shown and bringing home prizes.




Other Stories


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The Case of the Vanishing Shopkeeper
The Crumpetmonger has vanished and it's up to a band of petpets to solve the case.

by _polonius_

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The Neopian Artist
“What a lovely drawing,” a Maraquan Acara murmured at a painting of frolicking green Unis, her yellow eyes sparkling.

by terukiyo

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A Shattered Confession:Part Three
All eyes were on the back doors of the courtroom as they opened with an echoing boom. A straight beam of sunlight practically split the courtroom in half as Sylvana slowly entered, escorted by two towering knights, a draik and a bori.

by fallingdaybreak

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Return to Shenkuu:Part Two
Alexi found a seat by herself on the boat to Shenkuu. It wasn’t scheduled to be a long voyage, just a few hours.

by alphachicky

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Full Moon To-Do List
A guide to contemplating the self in four simple steps. (Results not guaranteed for those who aren't Mutant Acaras.)

by faeriegirl2000

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Head in the Clouds: Legends and Letters
The perks of having two leaders...

by yoshisislandbandit



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