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Fruit Chia Surprise

This didn't go according to plan... Collab with silly_mistake

by emaciate
Gourmet Prank

A dish so fancy... it barely exists!

by alexatina
Grarrl Offline

A Purple Grarrl falls asleep when their Pooogle page doesn't load. They dream that they are the offline dino game.

by artofgabi
A Magic Distraction

Better luck next time... Collab with bankmax

by qlobal
Small Yet Mighty

Looks can be deceiving... Collab with 5tar

by chewed
Master of Disguise?

Nice try... Collab with _kougra_rules_

by keruza
A Sudden Chill

It takes patience to be a green thumb...

by youaresojelly
A New Neopet?!

Varwolf spotted...? Collab with batya_rose & xomeepit

by flames_unleashed
Blossoms~ Usurpers

Get ready!

by twillieblossom
The Lupees

This coffee tastes...fuzzy?!

by the_lupees
Don't be a fool..!

Knock knock! Collab with Gurase & Rouddae

by devotedly
Planned Obsolescence

Well that's ought to sting...

by kittyko92
 
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What Never to Say to a Meridellian



Meridell is one of Neopia’s most important lands – it’s the place where Illusen lives, it has a sizable military, and it introduced the concept of searching for treasure in Symol holes. However, some people are very insensitive to Meridellians, and end up saying things we really wish they wouldn’t. So next time you go to Meridell, or meet someone from there, try to avoid these phrases: 1.) “Don’t Get Your Meridellian up!” This phrase, along with several others such as “a Meridellian temper”, imply that Meridellians are naturally aggressive and quick to anger, a misconception that perhaps comes from the fact that King Skarl is naturally grumpy. However, Skarl may be the King, but he’s still only one Meridellian. Meridell doesn’t have any higher rates of aggression or short-tempered individuals than any other land. 2.) “I bet all you eat is potatoes!” Yes, potatoes are a part of Meridellian cuisine, and yes, we do count them for sport. However, they are far from the only thing we eat here. We also have a great many berries, gruel, marrows, and other vegetables like turnips, and some people even eat Draik eggs. So if you don’t like potatoes, you can still find something to eat here. 3.) “P.U! Meridellians smell worse than a Kadoatie’s litter box!” This idea came from the farm – since it contains a rubbish dump and there is dung on the farm, it admittedly has a bit of a funk to it. But so do all other farms – if you’ve ever been to Kau Kau Farm, you’ll know that it doesn’t smell any better. Also, the farmers always clean themselves and their clothes...



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A Wizard's Woes
It had been a while. Leudes didn't want to admit that out loud, knowing it would destroy the confidence of his audience, but he had to admit it to himself.

by dafsy_

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A Prankster Makes an Amazing Discovery
It was April Fool’s Day, and Tivlia the Maraquan Blumaroo woke up excitedly, her prank planned in advance.

by _brainchild_

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What Never to Say to a Meridellian
Meridell is one of Neopia’s most important lands – it’s the place where Illusen lives, it has a sizable military, and it introduced the concept of searching for treasure in Symol holes.

by thedancing

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A Sloth Fan's Sloth Themed April Fools Pranks
So, dear readers, I was thinking to myself today about the institution that is pulling pranks on April Fool’s Day and what I could potentially pull off if I put my mind to it. Collab with betti666

by shikieiki

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A Meerca's Mission
Dear Diary, It’s the big day! After all this time, I can’t believe it’s finally happening for real.

by weakestlink33

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Jeanie's Teeny Tikes
A flooded bathroom. Babies and petpets all over the place. Snack cupboards threatened, weapons being waved about, and now this. Ailemea had had enough.

by jeanaet



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