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Issue: 171 | 31st day of Celebrating, Y6

Comics

	Lenny Sack - Ice War 1 "You have beaten Skeletal Minion! You have won this fight!" by ickessler
	The Unexpected Hands OFF the Diary! by oliver381
	NeoComp Me, Myself, and Talking Sock. by chibikatza
	Dark Neopia OH! OH! by dragon_spine
	Ixi Troubles "A New Diet" by puzz1ed
	Shrubs? All done :-) by friends_buffy
	Spooky Ooky When rocks turn bad... by tiddle_girl
	Blumaroo Blues There are Snowmen who can talk... by midknight08
	Fruity Famille Just another day... sigh by faeriegurl4lyfe
	Totodum and Turtumdee What's down there, anyway? by huggsy_666
	Stuck in the Neopet House The Battledone can get a little rough sometimes... by spotthechelsey
	Down 4 Maintenance I hope you brought dinner... by frootloop409
	Sugar and Spice What that rock is really for! by ravendraik
	Sloth on the Rox The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 4) by plushieowner
	As Much as a Bori Can Take Aggrajagg the Korbat has it bad for the Soup Faerie. Hilarity ensues. by kudou
	Unhappy Birthday It's always good to carry around a sheild... by marowen
	Confuzzled Christmas giving... by pale_iris
	SF and Inu I need some advice... by you_only_get1
	Pet in Training - Scary Pet Pant Devil's Bone? Ha.... by shmntc
	Petpetsitter's Day Who said Petpetsitting is easy? by xgxdx
	Twisted Reality Why does he even carry that around with him? by abiahew
	Just Wondering I wonder how Christmas Ixi get their red noses... by daisey
	Faerie Faults Taelia had more to worry about than Hannah did... by wocky_lover_forever
	Faeriestones 4 'I think with my eyes closed,' she says. >_<; by allelementalfaerie11
	Not Just Another Neopet "No Garbage" by everybody_say_moo
	Too Odd Rejected... by freakishsteph
	Roy and Dramonti Sometimes it's hard to get what you want... by dralora
	Blunderful Why Eliv Thade's paws are bandaged... by mysticflamepack
	Full of Freakz Fruitcake: Its alive! And yucky... by fulloffur
	I Thought You Were The Normal One!! For Hannah!! ... oh wait...maybe not... by kuroneka_sama
	Merry X-Mas! Wanna trade? by glowing_banana
	Ditzy Business!!! A little confused... by belldandy213
	Life & Times of Kanrik Looking for something? by american_cartoonist
	Ice Caves?! No Usul will be spared... by ewoks316
	It's The Thought That Counts "Dear friend..." by ickessler
	The Cheesy Neos Not to worry, 2005 will be different! by justduckygal
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Who knew Meepits were so affectionate... by kittylin
	An Explosive New Year! It's time to celebrate the New Year with a blast! by jusygo
	Icy Cold Bananas We wish... by prc_saga
	Major Malfunction #15 Arwoo? by moonxtal
	Floofeh X-mas It makes me wonder... by jupeboxgal

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Cool or Cruel?

We all know about the oh so infamous Boochi, right? Well, if you don't then you have been living under a rock. But for the rest of us who have been exposed to the great horror and capabilities of this baby Bruce, listen up! Wouldn’t you just hate it if Boochi turned your innocent AVERAGE pet into a cute baby… Yeah! Me too. *Laughs at her own sarcasm*

Other Stories

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Thrills, Ink Spills and Golden Quills
I don’t ask for much this festive season,
A few messages from my fans would be somewhat pleasing.

by plushieowner

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The Dare to be Brave
One morning, after Reuben entered the breakfast bar and sat down to eat along with the others, a fairly new worker, a Meridell war hero, challenged him.

by dudetti

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10 More Things You Shouldn't Do In Neopia
As you may, or may not have noticed, Neopia's hazards are ever increasing. You've just gone out and bought yourself a nice Charm of Rabid Snowbunny Repellent, and suddenly find yourself amidst a flock of hungry mutant Babaas...

by tracypaper12

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100 Crazy Solutions for Boredom
There are plenty of things in Neopia to keep you occupied, you just need the imagination to think of what. Need help?

by angelprincess223neo

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Hearts of Destiny: The Beginning - Part Two
Keiko and the three thieves headed out of Meridell, heading southwest towards the Haunted Woods. That was where her spies had last spotted the two thieves, and she didn't want to loose them...

by nighthawk_moonshadow

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The Tower Journey: Part Six
"You ain't dressed right," the Captain told his new employee quickly. "Get some new clothes, and you can get on. Armour is SO last century."

by neonick19881988

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