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Issue: 209 | 23rd day of Gathering, Y7

Comics

	Gone Fishing Gulp by confuzerated
	Nyah~! #4: Faerie Questing Wow! You found my scarf!! Thanks! by ae0nsoul
	Salem 'n Soni "So... why are you a vegetarian?" by mintymaid
	Spooky How does Prince Jazan get away with it? by ghostkomorichu
	The Everyday Adventures of Zack Zafara "This is why I only hire Grundos..." by rufusrockskp
	Decisions Decisions! Hey, don't give me that look! by mao_mau
	Ponderings I always wonder how those poor hand-less neopets ever get anything done. by a_number_1
	Two Chias What did one Chia say to the other Chia? by numbertwelve
	In All Its Randomness: Sloth? Sun hats and bow ties go well with...Sloth? by star_fyora
	Corn Mushies I canna 'elp you. by plaquenil
	Fishing Blues Truer words were never spoken... by buddy__blankies
	Xannie-bo-bannie Saturday, 5:45 AM by 5tnt
	Not Just Another Neopet: In the Clouds Where's your brother? by everybody_say_moo
	Some Nameless Comic ....Ever seen him run that fast? by archlight
	The Happiest Quiggle So that's what unhappy looks like... by nut862
	NeoComp Pool Fun Part 2... by chibikatza
	Roo's Views It's terrible how some people treat their pets... Art by fetedieu by kimj85
	Neopia Acres Gabba gabba hey. by wyomingslim
	Isn't He Cute? Yeah, you could say that... by glowing_banana
	Neopian Neophyte No food? No problem! ;D by leedom111
	Unbelievable! You serious...? by maiinoki
	Meepo Hey Meepo, do you want to try some of my lemonade? by verallien
	Fond Memories No wonder Kelp is always full! by prettyprincesslady54
	Badly Drawn Mayhem presents - Whitemalo vs. Kyankira smack! by wild_iced
	Slusheez It's not fair... Art by meganium94 by lilquigibo
	Shocket Hill Wheeee!! Written by blacky4444 by richnangela005
	Smelly Nelly "Receives a gift." by i_hate_backstabbers
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Of course it is. by kittylin
	Teh Crazeh-ness! Makes ya wonder, don't it..... by daigo_tsuki
	The Unbelievable Not half as bad... by x0xsammehx0x
	Insanity Test - What's This? At least you get a booby prize!!! by saienian
	Pint-Sized Wasn't Pint-Sized like.. DEAD?! by lachtaube
	Just Crazy Enough A perfect match... by faeriekittie
	Chias Are For Eating Fishing is so relaxing... by demonic_pulse

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"The Best Time Capsule Ever... According to Arthus" by jen4ever4ree
Sitting in Kitt's neohome, the two of them sighed in unison. They had been spending the past half hour like that, just sitting and sighing. Arthus had come over for a sleepover, but it wasn't looking fun...

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The Neopian Annual Pasty Eating Contest
The Neopian Annual Pasty Eating Contest (NAPEC) is almost around the corner, folks!

by sassygrrl24

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Escape?
The young teenage Acara slumped against her locker and closed her eyes, listening to the thunderous chatter of her hundreds of schoolmates. All of them had a name, except her...

by hmlanden

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An Interview With the Humble Red Negg
I had quite a few questions to ask these Red Neggs – and had anyone ever been brave enough to do it? No!

by _comett_

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A Bakery Review
This quaint little bakery is simply divine, and the baker is so nice to all of his customers. He always greets them cheerfully and elegantly at the door and always leaves a great display of scrumptious items in his shop.

by corky_the_puppet123

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BOOM!: Part Five
Vicky was sitting in front of Ms. Fringle's desk with a small amount of tears in her eyes and a tissue in her hoof. I was positive she hadn't noticed me...

by blubblub317

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Inferno: Part Three
"So, it's official, right? We're forming a band?"

by arula100

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