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Issue: 209 | 23rd day of Gathering, Y7

Comics

	Gone Fishing Gulp by confuzerated
	Nyah~! #4: Faerie Questing Wow! You found my scarf!! Thanks! by ae0nsoul
	Salem 'n Soni "So... why are you a vegetarian?" by mintymaid
	Spooky How does Prince Jazan get away with it? by ghostkomorichu
	The Everyday Adventures of Zack Zafara "This is why I only hire Grundos..." by rufusrockskp
	Decisions Decisions! Hey, don't give me that look! by mao_mau
	Ponderings I always wonder how those poor hand-less neopets ever get anything done. by a_number_1
	Two Chias What did one Chia say to the other Chia? by numbertwelve
	In All Its Randomness: Sloth? Sun hats and bow ties go well with...Sloth? by star_fyora
	Corn Mushies I canna 'elp you. by plaquenil
	Fishing Blues Truer words were never spoken... by buddy__blankies
	Xannie-bo-bannie Saturday, 5:45 AM by 5tnt
	Not Just Another Neopet: In the Clouds Where's your brother? by everybody_say_moo
	Some Nameless Comic ....Ever seen him run that fast? by archlight
	The Happiest Quiggle So that's what unhappy looks like... by nut862
	NeoComp Pool Fun Part 2... by chibikatza
	Roo's Views It's terrible how some people treat their pets... Art by fetedieu by kimj85
	Neopia Acres Gabba gabba hey. by wyomingslim
	Isn't He Cute? Yeah, you could say that... by glowing_banana
	Neopian Neophyte No food? No problem! ;D by leedom111
	Unbelievable! You serious...? by maiinoki
	Meepo Hey Meepo, do you want to try some of my lemonade? by verallien
	Fond Memories No wonder Kelp is always full! by prettyprincesslady54
	Badly Drawn Mayhem presents - Whitemalo vs. Kyankira smack! by wild_iced
	Slusheez It's not fair... Art by meganium94 by lilquigibo
	Shocket Hill Wheeee!! Written by blacky4444 by richnangela005
	Smelly Nelly "Receives a gift." by i_hate_backstabbers
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Of course it is. by kittylin
	Teh Crazeh-ness! Makes ya wonder, don't it..... by daigo_tsuki
	The Unbelievable Not half as bad... by x0xsammehx0x
	Insanity Test - What's This? At least you get a booby prize!!! by saienian
	Pint-Sized Wasn't Pint-Sized like.. DEAD?! by lachtaube
	Just Crazy Enough A perfect match... by faeriekittie
	Chias Are For Eating Fishing is so relaxing... by demonic_pulse

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Gear up for Gormball

Gormball is an old Neopian game which I believe used to be very popular. But I suppose the gamers have moved on to more "actiony" games like Frumball and Zurroball. But I don't see a single thing wrong with Gormball! I mean, it's got a ball that explodes! Any game that involves exploding...

Other Stories

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The Game is Gormball
"So?" sighed Ember, a hint of jealousy in her voice. "Your destinies don't lead to small glass bottles..."

by sweetie_me274

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Thief Among Us
Some Neopets will do anything to get their Gourmet Club points...

by hwtennisgirl6

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Sloth: True Neopian Story
No one will ever be a symbol of the greatness that is Neopia like our good friend and evil menace Doctor Frank Sloth.

by uggazew

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Magic vs. Technology - Which is the Better Element?
It really was a tricky question. I mean, the highly advanced technology of the Space Station was, in a lot of ways, similar to the magic found in places like Meridell or Brightvale.

by darkerstrife

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The Faerie Pet: Part Four
The blue Jetsam that had asked me to enter the palace to begin with was waiting outside. He swam up to me...

by nut862

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A Change in Heart: Part Three
The pink Wocky carefully took everything out of the box and laid it on her bed. However, she paid no attention to any the things she had taken out. Instead, she turned back to the box...

by sweetie_me274

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