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Issue: 209 | 23rd day of Gathering, Y7

Comics

	Gone Fishing Gulp by confuzerated
	Nyah~! #4: Faerie Questing Wow! You found my scarf!! Thanks! by ae0nsoul
	Salem 'n Soni "So... why are you a vegetarian?" by mintymaid
	Spooky How does Prince Jazan get away with it? by ghostkomorichu
	The Everyday Adventures of Zack Zafara "This is why I only hire Grundos..." by rufusrockskp
	Decisions Decisions! Hey, don't give me that look! by mao_mau
	Ponderings I always wonder how those poor hand-less neopets ever get anything done. by a_number_1
	Two Chias What did one Chia say to the other Chia? by numbertwelve
	In All Its Randomness: Sloth? Sun hats and bow ties go well with...Sloth? by star_fyora
	Corn Mushies I canna 'elp you. by plaquenil
	Fishing Blues Truer words were never spoken... by buddy__blankies
	Xannie-bo-bannie Saturday, 5:45 AM by 5tnt
	Not Just Another Neopet: In the Clouds Where's your brother? by everybody_say_moo
	Some Nameless Comic ....Ever seen him run that fast? by archlight
	The Happiest Quiggle So that's what unhappy looks like... by nut862
	NeoComp Pool Fun Part 2... by chibikatza
	Roo's Views It's terrible how some people treat their pets... Art by fetedieu by kimj85
	Neopia Acres Gabba gabba hey. by wyomingslim
	Isn't He Cute? Yeah, you could say that... by glowing_banana
	Neopian Neophyte No food? No problem! ;D by leedom111
	Unbelievable! You serious...? by maiinoki
	Meepo Hey Meepo, do you want to try some of my lemonade? by verallien
	Fond Memories No wonder Kelp is always full! by prettyprincesslady54
	Badly Drawn Mayhem presents - Whitemalo vs. Kyankira smack! by wild_iced
	Slusheez It's not fair... Art by meganium94 by lilquigibo
	Shocket Hill Wheeee!! Written by blacky4444 by richnangela005
	Smelly Nelly "Receives a gift." by i_hate_backstabbers
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Of course it is. by kittylin
	Teh Crazeh-ness! Makes ya wonder, don't it..... by daigo_tsuki
	The Unbelievable Not half as bad... by x0xsammehx0x
	Insanity Test - What's This? At least you get a booby prize!!! by saienian
	Pint-Sized Wasn't Pint-Sized like.. DEAD?! by lachtaube
	Just Crazy Enough A perfect match... by faeriekittie
	Chias Are For Eating Fishing is so relaxing... by demonic_pulse

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Feast with the Faeries

Welcome one, welcome all, to the Faerie Festival, where various kinds of faeries come to celebrate their very own special day as a whole! Whether you're a simple but important elemental faerie, or a different sort with a power all your own, this is one holiday you wouldn't want to miss...

Other Stories

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Thief Among Us
Some Neopets will do anything to get their Gourmet Club points...

by hwtennisgirl6

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Furry McButtons - Brave Archaeologist
"Mom, Furry's in the trash again!" a rather indignant and disgusted Uni whinnied up the stairs of her Neohome...

by tambourine_chimp

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A Not-So-Helpful Guide to Gormball
Now I'm sure you have all heard of Gormball. If you haven't, I suggest you go to this big, fun, and seemingly magical place most people call "The Game Room".

by skittleiciousgirl

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A Battler's Friend: Petpets
If you walk into a shop and you see a Spyder lifting weights then you need that one... I’m just kidding.

by brytelytex001

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Darigan's Truce: Part One
"Leave me, I said!" The tall figure of the Citadel's lord straightened upon his throne and then fell back weakly...

by darkwater_nereid

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Sand Daughter: Part Three
Immi recalled her kidnapper. Looking around, she realized that he was a short distance away, but was approaching her again...

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by sara_mossflower

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