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Issue: 231 | 16th day of Running, Y8

Comics

	Dangerous Living Being a librarian is... by citadell
	Notions and Nonsense Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Art by meganium94 by patjade
	When Life Gives You... Thanks for completing my quest, little pet! by ssjelitegirl
	NeoComp Loud Introductions... by chibikatza
	Zeh Cute One: Kittenlap A yarn ball can provide hours of amusement for a young pet. by glowing_banana
	Balthazar Blues You are getting sleepy... Art by jjjellybean121 by boundah
	Snotty Ewww. by greysun189
	Petpet Perils: Mistaken Identity Oh no! by velveteen
	Spooky Better luck next time! by ghostkomorichu
	NeoRiddles!!! What do you call a scared Grarrl? by ejwarrior08
	The Most Annoying Thing that Could Ever Happen to You The most annoying comic you will ever read! by 900duckling
	Veggies, Anyone? Scientists all over Neopia have been puzzled... by medli20
	Life with Sparkalar Sparkalar: I don't like Sloth... by nestly2552chi
	Bad Puns Unite I should have known... by wify
	Fuzzy Issues Instant Meepit: An accident just waiting to happen... by loves2rollerblade
	Cruel Life Somewhere, high above Neopia... by greennitro
	Irony Cafe He'll get his just desserts. by ahm6190
	Mouth of Treasures Ohhh how cute. by destination_180
	Neopian Neophyte HOW do you keep finding me?! by leedom111
	To Zap or Not to Zap Muhahaha! by k_aren_z
	That's Just Not Right Yummy! by anjie
	Bath Time I told you not to give me a bath! Idea by fillin by richnangela005
	State of Oddity Trouble with a petpet... or an owner? by neemoose
	Si and Lur "Uh... hey, what's with Swift..." by tiscola
	Visit to the Snowager Dedicated to the Snowager. by sakurita86
	Flarisal's Comic Life: Finding a Petpet "I wonder if there are any good petpets..." by akress
	Aisha Groove The Neopets Team is always right! by discokitten
	Weird Things Happen Not all goals can be reached... by latonya254
	Don't Even Ask - The Painter Almost done... Idea by kay_siay by sarahreye
	Two Brothers Trouble with petpets... by nuranna020
	Petpetpet Morals One fine day at a game of Mootix Drop... by isaiahdjkim
	Tourists... Tourists- they have no respect for a sleeping faerie. So many time zones play neo- the crowd may be there a while! by twilightdestinymai
	A Gifted Petpet This Usul should've just saved her money. by liquiddragonn
	Mad Life! Can it be?! Is it?! Yes... by mittens_cute
	Flapdoodle Something has happened! by obviousfakename
	Visit Altador today! It's all the rage. by meiastar
	Sibling Rivalry The green green grass... by evilpuppyangel
	Who Knew? Jhudora honors her with a special place on her shelf. Who knew Jhudora actually likes Illusen? by peri0neo
	Wanna go Camouflage? Just when you though it was safe to use a Camouflage Paint Brush... by pixiepuff
	Evil Feepit The joy of being Clay! can you read the irony? by fmoura_98
	Pirate Tales The story begins... by ajaxs50
	Plurr YOU MEAN... by a_random_user
	Humorously Deformed Creating a Neopet isn't as easy as it sounds... by zenzika
	Addiction Smelly. by respects
	Gelert Day Wow, a new darigan gelert! by masked_acorn
	Zuru Zuru 'Just when you thought it was a peaceful morning...' Also by chibi_zoo by mewtru
	N00bsy and the N00b Crew "The Life Store"--Coming soon to Altador! by master_of_the_n00bs
	Mute - Problems of the Faeries Well, there's always the free cheese. by pismouse
	Slorg and a Half OH NO!! by warrior20012
	Lucky Tooth Indeed it can happen... Art by rins_winter by firegirldesigns
	Insanity Management ANOTHER pet rock joke?! by neon_neoni
	The Pink Cloud Orphans... by racoony
	LAG - Deal with the Wheel yawn Drawn by darkdragon_slayer by xlaxed
	DM!: Green Apple And your horoscope for today: If you're a doctor and a green Gelert... stay away from apples. by fip
	Intelligence?... Never heard of it. Some neopets have an IQ much lower than 'average'... by _wind__
	Tubular Kikos This comic reveals why Kikos wear bandages... by horselover5122
	The Pant Devil's Advocate We love TPOSG!!! fangirls by gryffinrose
	Jhudora & Illusen: WHATEVER! ... by spock_luvr
	Illusen Day Present What gift? by la_la_lolly_pop
	Chibi Pals Faerie hunting... by puffibunni

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Games: Fun and Profit

There is a way to become good at games. Maybe not elite veteran good, but passable. You know, able to rack up a couple thousand here, an avatar there, definitely on the up train. So for all of you who have grumbled, cursed, screamed, and even cried out in frustration at your computer, here are a few ways to get rid of the frustration...

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Escape From the Tomb
"You know, you're the best owner EVER, right?" she said in a sugary-sweet tone. I took another sip of coffee. Did I dare ask her what she wanted?

by conceptual

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Healing
Laughing, we raced after Super. We were going to visit the Turmaculus, to see if he would grant our Petpets a level or give us an item. It was always fun to see if our Petpets could wake him up!

by superhamster6789

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Neopian Poetry 101 Workshop
The Poetry Competition is often said to be one of the most difficult contests to win, but hopefully you'll find some tips and advice in this guide to help you write something worthy of that beautiful golden Poetry trophy.

by rhiannonleigh1979

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Neopia's Most Depressing
Our beloved Neopia is under siege by a diabolical group that wants nothing more than to see us suffer, to have us sighing and moping in the dark behind closed curtains. They’re everywhere...

by twirlsncurls5

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The Replacement Courtier: Part Two
She gave a noncommittal smile at that, but tossed him the shirt. "So snippy, Alexien," she sighed dramatically. "You should go take a nap or something. When did you get back?"

by senya

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Now You See Me, Now You Don't: Part One
"Why do you think she hires babysitters every day?" Marigold retorted. "She doesn't want to be around Kipper and me! That's why! Two reasons - she wants to avoid us, and she's too busy for us..."

by mygoodguild

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