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Issue: 231 | 16th day of Running, Y8

Comics

	Dangerous Living Being a librarian is... by citadell
	Notions and Nonsense Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Art by meganium94 by patjade
	When Life Gives You... Thanks for completing my quest, little pet! by ssjelitegirl
	NeoComp Loud Introductions... by chibikatza
	Zeh Cute One: Kittenlap A yarn ball can provide hours of amusement for a young pet. by glowing_banana
	Balthazar Blues You are getting sleepy... Art by jjjellybean121 by boundah
	Snotty Ewww. by greysun189
	Petpet Perils: Mistaken Identity Oh no! by velveteen
	Spooky Better luck next time! by ghostkomorichu
	NeoRiddles!!! What do you call a scared Grarrl? by ejwarrior08
	The Most Annoying Thing that Could Ever Happen to You The most annoying comic you will ever read! by 900duckling
	Veggies, Anyone? Scientists all over Neopia have been puzzled... by medli20
	Life with Sparkalar Sparkalar: I don't like Sloth... by nestly2552chi
	Bad Puns Unite I should have known... by wify
	Fuzzy Issues Instant Meepit: An accident just waiting to happen... by loves2rollerblade
	Cruel Life Somewhere, high above Neopia... by greennitro
	Irony Cafe He'll get his just desserts. by ahm6190
	Mouth of Treasures Ohhh how cute. by destination_180
	Neopian Neophyte HOW do you keep finding me?! by leedom111
	To Zap or Not to Zap Muhahaha! by k_aren_z
	That's Just Not Right Yummy! by anjie
	Bath Time I told you not to give me a bath! Idea by fillin by richnangela005
	State of Oddity Trouble with a petpet... or an owner? by neemoose
	Si and Lur "Uh... hey, what's with Swift..." by tiscola
	Visit to the Snowager Dedicated to the Snowager. by sakurita86
	Flarisal's Comic Life: Finding a Petpet "I wonder if there are any good petpets..." by akress
	Aisha Groove The Neopets Team is always right! by discokitten
	Weird Things Happen Not all goals can be reached... by latonya254
	Don't Even Ask - The Painter Almost done... Idea by kay_siay by sarahreye
	Two Brothers Trouble with petpets... by nuranna020
	Petpetpet Morals One fine day at a game of Mootix Drop... by isaiahdjkim
	Tourists... Tourists- they have no respect for a sleeping faerie. So many time zones play neo- the crowd may be there a while! by twilightdestinymai
	A Gifted Petpet This Usul should've just saved her money. by liquiddragonn
	Mad Life! Can it be?! Is it?! Yes... by mittens_cute
	Flapdoodle Something has happened! by obviousfakename
	Visit Altador today! It's all the rage. by meiastar
	Sibling Rivalry The green green grass... by evilpuppyangel
	Who Knew? Jhudora honors her with a special place on her shelf. Who knew Jhudora actually likes Illusen? by peri0neo
	Wanna go Camouflage? Just when you though it was safe to use a Camouflage Paint Brush... by pixiepuff
	Evil Feepit The joy of being Clay! can you read the irony? by fmoura_98
	Pirate Tales The story begins... by ajaxs50
	Plurr YOU MEAN... by a_random_user
	Humorously Deformed Creating a Neopet isn't as easy as it sounds... by zenzika
	Addiction Smelly. by respects
	Gelert Day Wow, a new darigan gelert! by masked_acorn
	Zuru Zuru 'Just when you thought it was a peaceful morning...' Also by chibi_zoo by mewtru
	N00bsy and the N00b Crew "The Life Store"--Coming soon to Altador! by master_of_the_n00bs
	Mute - Problems of the Faeries Well, there's always the free cheese. by pismouse
	Slorg and a Half OH NO!! by warrior20012
	Lucky Tooth Indeed it can happen... Art by rins_winter by firegirldesigns
	Insanity Management ANOTHER pet rock joke?! by neon_neoni
	The Pink Cloud Orphans... by racoony
	LAG - Deal with the Wheel yawn Drawn by darkdragon_slayer by xlaxed
	DM!: Green Apple And your horoscope for today: If you're a doctor and a green Gelert... stay away from apples. by fip
	Intelligence?... Never heard of it. Some neopets have an IQ much lower than 'average'... by _wind__
	Tubular Kikos This comic reveals why Kikos wear bandages... by horselover5122
	The Pant Devil's Advocate We love TPOSG!!! fangirls by gryffinrose
	Jhudora & Illusen: WHATEVER! ... by spock_luvr
	Illusen Day Present What gift? by la_la_lolly_pop
	Chibi Pals Faerie hunting... by puffibunni

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"Chiopia" by driv3shaft
It was, in fact, MUCH more different than Katie expected. Lisa got up the next morning and got some Omelette ready for Katie. She went to wake Katie and was very shocked to see that Katie had now a yellowish tinge to her blue fur! "Katie!" exclaimed Lisa. "What happened? You're turning YELLOW!"

Other Stories

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Traveling Library Tale
"Yes, my dear," Gold replied with a chuckle. "This is the Neopia Central Traveling Library..."

by anime_cybunny

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Healing
Laughing, we raced after Super. We were going to visit the Turmaculus, to see if he would grant our Petpets a level or give us an item. It was always fun to see if our Petpets could wake him up!

by superhamster6789

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The Terrible Gamers' Guide to Becoming Good at Games
So for all of you who have grumbled, cursed, screamed, and even cried out in frustration at your computer, here are a few ways to get rid of the frustration:

1. Find out what type of games attract you.

by sparklechik90210

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King Skarl: Grumpy Old King or Polite Gentleman?
You be the judge...

by typerofdoom

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Dreams: Part Two
"Umm, yes," I said, thinking quickly. "I found a few on the ground in the bazaar. Can I keep them?" I asked, with pleading eyes...

by laurel146

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The Kreludan Conspiracy: Part Four
"It sounds as if someone used a memory ray on you. Those are incredibly expensive though. I thought the only one in existence was at the space station..."

by azellica

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