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Issue: 245 | 23rd day of Relaxing, Y8

Comics

	The Gallion Ranch - spinoff Once again, a comic defies the laws of physics. Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Or Something Like It: Snowy's Surprise You're doing such a good job lately. by kittie_orion
	The Trouble with Being an Electric Kougra Pesky varmints. by rosie
	A Day Like This Get me a supernova! by platinum247
	Kauvara's Magic Shop Brewing on an empty stomach... by xlaq
	Third Degree Chaos - Neopian Kites You have to work with what you've got. by neodandelion
	The Pixels Are Escaping! All the pixels from the world of NeoQuest are escaping! by zimpy222
	Normal? - Petpet Appreciation Day Beware the meepits.... by katcrzy559
	It Figures Look at what I got at the store today! by _saiyan_girl
	Reality Chex Dr_Sloth is very sad. by thessprincess
	Why Are Draiks so Rare? MINE! by dark_exodia88
	Must Find MEep COokies! After seeing this, you'll wonder why anyone would fear a meepit. by 0riginal_sin
	Neo-realistic New flavour? Think twice... by luvblack4ever
	Mindless Jabber I wouldn't want to eat that... by chakathemoogle
	MiaFaery He just looks so alone... by kinohi
	~Bird Watching~ One quiet day... Also by squeeker_21 by pixiepuff
	Kawaii - The Altador Cup Well, now that you put it that way... by crow213
	Random Stuff Six of them swimming around, around! by p0king
	Only in Neopia... Only in Neopia could an avatar drive "normal" people to madness... by aokajin
	ConFUNded - In School II So that does count? by vhgvoov
	Through the Symol Hole BELLYFLOP! by mistress_syn
	Qnde & Szoo: Useful Tusks Anyway, who said that tusks are useless? by shubi5
	Spooky We're back! by ghostkomorichu
	Something Has Happened You hear the cackling of a MAD PIRATE CAPTAIN. Art by nut862 by tdyans
	It's a Meepit's Life Ever wondered what your average Meepit gets up to when they're not plotting to take over Neopia?! Find out here!! by nintylizard2
	Shumtin CrAzY - Looky! Looky here! by foreveryou3008
	Till the Cows Come Home "It seems you have developed a case of Adamishungryitis." by c0ff3e_5
	Unhinged Gone to a better place... by sharkies
	Ai Yi Aisha Electromagnetics? by yami13331
	Laboratory Blues Even scientists get hungry. by elpheba
	Zest! Because hot soup makes EVERYTHING better! by mns10
	The Locker Room Not exactly Kiko Lake's proudest moment... by keng200
	Crunchy in Milk With varying success rates... by koji_phoenix
	Two Heads Are Better Than One Sharing a stomach isn't very convenient. by dragon_nut64
	Totally Random But True Facts Meepits, the silent killers. by kazue
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore. Taja asks the big questions. Written by anjie by chivo
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 13 by the_darkjedi

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Fanatic or Lunatic?

Have you ever been to the Altador Colosseum to watch a game of Yooyuball? Or maybe cheer on your favorite team? If so, then you've most likely noticed that insane screaming blue Techo. Yep, he's been to every game and every practice ever held at the Colosseum, and he generally makes quite a show. Most people are living constantly in terror because of those eyes, myself included. I decided to separate fact from fish...

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Living With Lyke
The day in Neopia was bright and the air was fresh. A perfect day for the Lupes to do yard work and that's what they did...

by taggerung_num1

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A Dicey Situation
"Nah, let'er stay, Grimmy! Arrr, but I love a loser!" cackled the grizzled, one-eyed Eyrie seated on her left...

by perseph4981

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In Fashion: Names
The first (and most important) gift you give to your pet is a name. Believe it or not, your pet’s name helps in determining his or her future.

by ladyariel32

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The Devious Babaas of Your Maths Homework
For use with Maths Nightmare only. Not responsible for any damage to brain cells or fingers.

by alltimehissing

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Her Spirit's Eyes: Part Two
"Wha...?" The Bori was confused. "She doesn't usually talk like that, does she?"

by petfriendamy

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Seven
Humming happily, Mareian headed across the castle to the hospital entrance. She always enjoyed talking to the people in the hospital...

by nimras23

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