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Comics

	Princess Troubles Would you like to play Kiss the Mortog? by ssjelitegirl
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 15 (Epilogue) by the_darkjedi
	Qnde & Szoo: "Feed Balthazar" A new game, or something? by shubi5
	Kaddie Says... Yay! My first feed! by platinum247
	Pint-Sized Emsohl attends her first Altador Cup game... by lachtaube
	The Neo397s Heh, heh.... by isaiahdjkim
	Toilet Troubles Based on true happenings, sorta... by mythical_creature_
	Oops! Are you sure this is safe...? Also by niatup by hikarru
	Coffee House Madness That poor Coffee Shop shopkeeper thought she had seen every kind of customer, until she met this one. by bmw_amw_009
	Only in Neopia... 50,000 volts of sheer fun! by aokajin
	One of a Kind What'cha get for lunch? by gochika
	Flapdoodle: Altador Plot Special An explosion is its own reward. by obviousfakename
	The Near Side I hate blackouts. by temiree
	Little Orby Uh oh. by tashni
	At the Altador Cup Sign-in Tent #2 Stupid gravity... by soggy_cardboard
	BD Cup... Second Round I've got it! by mousemage
	SO EVIL AAAAA!! Kuryry, YOU'RE SO EVIL!!!! O_o by sistersmazoky
	Calamiity's Calamities POKE. Art by pinkcharli by vollyballgal
	Warning! This product may contain traces of asparagus. Also by rosabellk by velveteen
	Plushie Palace Pandemonium The day that Shaye plushies went on sale. by sissy_sugar_queen
	The Reason Behind It You mightn't have noticed it, but Lupes get the limelight in plots. Maybe there's a good reason. by foxo11
	Florg's R.99 Wait a second! by dandilion_crucifix
	Brothers'n'Sister: Malbod the Lupe He liked playing with petpets, too. by kamikatze24
	Sanity Obsolete Revived Why they used Myncies for a volleyball game... Art by imogenweasley by myfallenrevival4
	Altador Cup Madness! Who said Geraptiku never had a team... by icesmith
	Just Our Luck Make sure you know what kind of line you're entering... Also by syko_skwerl by kzoolaur
	Beans On Toast Ever seen it rain Yooyu balls and wondered why? by katz_number_1
	A Stock Broker's Best Friend Some of us just care way too much about our Neopoints.... MUAHAAHAHHA! by 0riginal_sin
	Unhinged Part 2 of 2: Sewage Surfer by sharkies
	Kawaii - A Walk in the Park Stupid banana peel... by crow213
	Please SPIN, SPIN, SPIIIN!!! by monica5327
	Fly Ice Cream?... Ewww! Some flavors were just never meant to exist... by changethew0rld
	Title Goes Here Oh, like it hasn't happened to you before... by jenasu
	Spooky Should've brought a telescope... by ghostkomorichu
	What's for Dinner? Mmm... Cement. by imagiknight

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"The Nobody" by _g_i_n_n_y_w_
He was a nobody. He must've been a somebody once, but for as long as anyone could remember, he had been a nobody. He had been sitting on the street corner, playing his violin for so long, he had become part of the scenery; a landmark you simply accepted and were so used to seeing, you didn't really notice it anymore...

Other Stories

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Reflections
It's irrevocable. And, as much as I hate to admit to it, the whole thing was entirely my fault...

by yatomiyuka

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The Health Food Crime
"We want to make as much money as possible, and besides, I need to get rid of these organic vegetables. They're already rotting, and I want them off my hands now!"

Also by mygoodguild

by zen_reina

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The Unspeakable Truth About Dr. Sloth
As sad as it may seem, many of these misled individuals have their reasons. I ventured to the Virtupets Space Station to see some of the arguments given by some of Sloth's sickeningly loyal minions.

Also by virtualmetalclone

by jamesuk2

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Faerieland's Clipped Wings
What do you do after such a crushing defeat? Well, if you're Faerieland's plucky Yooyuball team, you get back up, limp back to the clouds, and start practicing for next year's season.

by rookina

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Encountering Resistance: Part One
If this hiding place was anything like the hundreds before it, it would shelter him for a few months, with any luck. All he had to worry about was getting out before the Empire discovered it...

by moosuem

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For the Altador Cup: Part Three
Hmm, thought Trinna, If I agree to go to this thing, it'll be more time to spend with Sam, Tilly and Ellie, to figure out what's going on...

by lili483

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