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Issue: 252 | 11th day of Hiding, Y8

Comics

	The Kadoatery You did NOT just paint your baby pteri for a kad feed. by hikarru
	Cardboard Pet Woes You already have a petpet. by lulu78629
	Innocence I've been forced to work my WHOLE LIFE! by skit
	Ways to Destroy a Pesky Owner Something has happened! by zipperaward
	Random Conversations with a Royal Zafara No Lupes were harmed in the making of this comic... NONE... okay, one. by firefree_animegirl
	Counting Chickens Don't do it before they hatch... I mean, things aren't like you always expect them to be. by pantunflas
	Famly: Poor Blasou I'm normal... normal... by devilbrase
	O.K. Then... Why never walk a shoyru? by treehuggerxox
	The Special Duo Look, Blue! A 200! by princton_fan
	Tales of Random Wow! A cloud paint brush! by jujubaby93
	'Cause We Are Bad News Awesome new disco fountain! by branidi
	Insane Neo COOL, NOT!!! by aishagirl1179
	Kiko Komix Look! I got painted Christma-white! ^_^' by monica5327
	Facts and Truths: Exploring Geraptiku Don't fall behind when exploring the Lost City of Geraptiku. by corsair_357
	Cloudy Day AAH! by da_dude_with_shoez
	Double Trouble: Pay Day And here's your paycheck! Idea by april8201916 by accasperberry3
	Quick Frizz Control You have a new quest!!! by ulitrexx
	Furry: Jhudora and Her Hairbrush Use this brush! by ursaring454
	DUH! Incorporated - Something Has Happened! The Lava Ghoul floats menacingly... by shadow_zapdos
	VERY Random Events: A salt! Haha get it?... A salt!... by the_panther17
	Flying Hot Dog of Doom Jesse bit off more than he could chew this time.... by _sparklingfaerie_117
	The Altador Cup Aftermath: May I See That? This is why you should keep your trophies locked up in a display case. by effelenn
	Curtain Call In which complications arise, and a bathtub is needed. by kyuukon
	It's a Meepit's Life Ever wondered what your average Meepit gets up to when it's not plotting to take over Neopia...?! by nintylizard2
	Adventures of Snowy Hang on!! by queen_kassy_kass
	Explifericity Noobs hurt. by evalyn1012
	Umm... Surprise? A not-so-surprising surprise party. o-o by amit_oryan
	Modern Marvels Never play with the local wildlife... by flarethdragon
	The Electric Notebook strikes! I knew I should've paid more attention in science lessons... by littlemisskirby
	Meepit Vs Feepit (version 2.9) To Feepits <3 by cdnshedevil666
	A Watched Pot Never Boils... Isn't that always how it works? by mcgirlcat
	Under Control? RAW POTATOES! D: by wolf_hyzer
	Advantages No. 1 It's not about how fast you get there... by lisa_mai
	Insanity (At the Petpet Lab) Ever wonder why the kookith at the petpet lab is so... mad? And what is with the funny names he gives? by vietbabi07

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Pirates Vs. Ninjas

Honor. Glory. A reason to beat up helpless Neopians. These are a few perks of becoming either a Pirate or a Ninja. There is not a lot known about the history of this debate, but it is believed that long ago, a Pirate Captain plundered the whole of Mystery Island, stealing everything that shimmered and shone...

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"Nonexistent" Nova
Timothy scooped up another pile. Right before he plopped it onto the floor, he noticed a glitter of light...

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Hubert and Hotdog Soup
Hubert sighed; it had been another long day and almost no one had come to buy a hotdog...

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TTTWHMTON: 10 Things That Will Help Meepits Take Over Neopia
Beware of the Meep...

by bill_belichick

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10 Neopian Jobs that Let You Have Weird Hair
Learn a little more about the employer and the environment before you reach for the dye or get a mohawk. Here's a list of some job titles that offer more hairstyle leniency...

by billybobthorton04

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Pages of a Lost Past: Part Eight
Seconds later the cloaked figure turned back around and ordered the robots to follow him into the next room. She waited until she was sure all of them were out of sight...

by sibertiger9

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Her Spirit's Eyes: Part Nine
She raced down the stairs as fast as she could. She spotted two figures: one was Monina and one was Dina. But which one was which was the hard part...

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