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Issue: 292 | 18th day of Hunting, Y9

Comics

	Accidents Happen Ow. Also by bartdrunkeys by velveteen
	Neo Tip #305 How to use the cooking pot... by going_2_b_famous
	Bees' Kneez You can have this invisible paintbrush if you want! by looweez
	The Sugar Sisters If you're reading this, this is my first time in the NT!!! by toothbrush181
	The Drenched In over her head? Idea by mattdoyle622 by zelda2222
	Dandilion Tails: Dude, What's In My Kitchen? What the...! Also by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	Plotless Oh, nothing... evil grin by mermaidsfinn
	Inanity The world's largest mortog! by butterfly_girl_22
	Coco and Friends -- A Friendly Meal Warning: Islanders should stay away from any types of food that resemble you... by parisianprincess
	Two Tails No Sludgies were harmed in the making of this comic... I hope. ^ ^ by peepeeque
	Two's Company More's a crowd. by explorer_253
	C.H.A.O.S. Drowning? Story by precious_katuch14 by ssjelitegirl
	Quest for the Honey Potion The real reason why most of us fail at Quest #35. by acutegrrl
	Normal Never Applies It just depends on if you want to buy the paintbrush or candles. by _poundpetsaver_
	Just Another Comic What does CPMPB stand for? Chicken pesto with mozzarella and peanut butter of course! by jamz76
	Life of a Lupe Why do YOU get a cookie? by littledragonkid
	Sibling Rivalry Why do Codestones shake anyway? by evilpuppyangel
	Mipsy's Shoes Talinia and Velm grow tired of Mipsy and her complaints... by lauziloges
	The Nerkmid Mania Something has happened! by ooorianeoo
	No Evil What happens when Judimus plays a little game with Dove...? by _8d
	Memories of a Neopet - Potatoes! POTATOES!! by neokittycatt
	Danger: There Are Found Fire Balls in Altador! What's this? by caioschleich
	Pet Kicks Club If you are bored at the beach, try this... by gelert548
	Decorating on a Budget How festive! by cherry_r0ses
	Smelly Politics My graceful runner's legs! by sleepysweeper
	Cannibalism That's just wrong. by samlikesyou
	Random Something The poor Flotsams can't even go shoe shopping, either! by silvermare200
	Fiesty Freaks This dish is really good! by eevilbirdiezuh
	Battle Training Remember what I told you... by zephandolf
	Meerca Chased! Wheeeee... by _trail_
	SugarFull It's just so yum! by dya_katt108
	The Petpet I need a job... by _peppermint_27
	Addiction In Motion Heh. Yeah. That's me. ^.^ by lilcamby3556
	Kauvara Makes Lemonade Kauvara makes lemonade but omits an important ingredient... by jcspare
	Evanesce ^_^ by inuyashalover37
	A Midnight Snack... Only Dr. Sloth would think of something this evil! by fries682
	Life with Jen Neovian Costumes by hiomoni

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Brain-Free & Happy

Spardels are joyful dog-like little creatures, always ready to play with you and have fun. Their favourite toy is, of course, the super bouncy and super silly Green Spardel Ball, with the image of this lovely petpet's face printed on it. Do not bother buying any board games for a Spardel unless you don't mind winning all the time with your little blue furry opponent. Spardels cannot comprehend the rules of the board games and usually swallow the dice...

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Light Problems
"The light faerie got out, didn't she?" Alice asked, looking down at the empty glass bottle sitting near the dresser...

by shadow_sabre_

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Rebel Grundo
"How dare you speak about Dr. Sloth that way! He is the best! And stop calling me Tukil; my name is Number 4359! Dr. Sloth gave it to me himself!"

by puppypaws727

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Faerie Friends
When most Neopians think of faeries, they always think of a winged female creature. However...

by black_skull725

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How To Be a Food Fighter
Even the poorest of Neopians can indulge in this pleasure of throwing the most disgusting Neopian foods at their friends. Whether you are an outspoken or quiet Neopian...

by sara_belle62886

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Further Tales of Woe: Part Four
The new Sophie he'd seen briefly had been harsh and very defensive. She had aged outside of the cursed fog, and now looked much older than him. The short conversations they'd exchanged when he'd seen her were tense and pointed, often drenched in sarcasm or downright animosity...

by jjquil

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Secrets and Shadows: Part Three
"It will be difficult to find them, though. The older parts of the Citadel are a labyrinth of abandoned storage rooms and forgotten treasures..."

by dragonlover8560

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