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Issue: 292 | 18th day of Hunting, Y9

Comics

	Accidents Happen Ow. Also by bartdrunkeys by velveteen
	Neo Tip #305 How to use the cooking pot... by going_2_b_famous
	Bees' Kneez You can have this invisible paintbrush if you want! by looweez
	The Sugar Sisters If you're reading this, this is my first time in the NT!!! by toothbrush181
	The Drenched In over her head? Idea by mattdoyle622 by zelda2222
	Dandilion Tails: Dude, What's In My Kitchen? What the...! Also by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	Plotless Oh, nothing... evil grin by mermaidsfinn
	Inanity The world's largest mortog! by butterfly_girl_22
	Coco and Friends -- A Friendly Meal Warning: Islanders should stay away from any types of food that resemble you... by parisianprincess
	Two Tails No Sludgies were harmed in the making of this comic... I hope. ^ ^ by peepeeque
	Two's Company More's a crowd. by explorer_253
	C.H.A.O.S. Drowning? Story by precious_katuch14 by ssjelitegirl
	Quest for the Honey Potion The real reason why most of us fail at Quest #35. by acutegrrl
	Normal Never Applies It just depends on if you want to buy the paintbrush or candles. by _poundpetsaver_
	Just Another Comic What does CPMPB stand for? Chicken pesto with mozzarella and peanut butter of course! by jamz76
	Life of a Lupe Why do YOU get a cookie? by littledragonkid
	Sibling Rivalry Why do Codestones shake anyway? by evilpuppyangel
	Mipsy's Shoes Talinia and Velm grow tired of Mipsy and her complaints... by lauziloges
	The Nerkmid Mania Something has happened! by ooorianeoo
	No Evil What happens when Judimus plays a little game with Dove...? by _8d
	Memories of a Neopet - Potatoes! POTATOES!! by neokittycatt
	Danger: There Are Found Fire Balls in Altador! What's this? by caioschleich
	Pet Kicks Club If you are bored at the beach, try this... by gelert548
	Decorating on a Budget How festive! by cherry_r0ses
	Smelly Politics My graceful runner's legs! by sleepysweeper
	Cannibalism That's just wrong. by samlikesyou
	Random Something The poor Flotsams can't even go shoe shopping, either! by silvermare200
	Fiesty Freaks This dish is really good! by eevilbirdiezuh
	Battle Training Remember what I told you... by zephandolf
	Meerca Chased! Wheeeee... by _trail_
	SugarFull It's just so yum! by dya_katt108
	The Petpet I need a job... by _peppermint_27
	Addiction In Motion Heh. Yeah. That's me. ^.^ by lilcamby3556
	Kauvara Makes Lemonade Kauvara makes lemonade but omits an important ingredient... by jcspare
	Evanesce ^_^ by inuyashalover37
	A Midnight Snack... Only Dr. Sloth would think of something this evil! by fries682
	Life with Jen Neovian Costumes by hiomoni

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Oh! To Own An Ogrin!

If you were out enjoying the countryside, and saw a pair of amber eyes staring at you inquisitively, well camouflaged amongst the foliage with its stripes, rebellious mane and tufty ears, would you know who was watching you? If this has happened to you, you are lucky enough to have encountered an Ogrin. A look on the Stats page will show you that Ogrin are the second least popular (normal) Neopet, but they do not share the Gnorbu's fame...

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Breakfast for a Little Kau
A long walk? We must be going to Neopia Central! Kalleigh's friends had told her of a restaurant there that made delicious chokato waffles...

by rayjquinn

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War Letters: Darigani
Better keep an eye out, his high pompousness is starting to have suspicions about your loyalty...

by nimras23

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Quenching Your Thirst: A Guide to the Summer Heat
So, to help those in need for those long months of summer ahead, I decided to compose a rather helpful (in my well-educated opinion) list of drinks which will quench your thirst during those long summer days...

by ginelga

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How To Be a Food Fighter
Even the poorest of Neopians can indulge in this pleasure of throwing the most disgusting Neopian foods at their friends. Whether you are an outspoken or quiet Neopian...

by sara_belle62886

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Dreams Do Come True: Part One
The Neopian Hall of Musical Talents. It used to be her sanctuary, the one place she used to go to feel better. Now that was shattered...

by littlej001

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Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part Six
Cera was taken into another room, where countless numbers of pink pets hung out in cages...

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by kioasakka

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