teh 1337est n00zpaper

Circulation: 175,178,655

Issue: 371 | 12th day of Celebrating, Y10

Comics

	The Horrors of Neoquest, part five Click here to begin the fight! by kalvaja
	I Like Usuls 7 AHH!!! by janebellefontaine
	Cookies! Suspicious, eh? by _p_e_t_l_o_v_e_r_
	Pan's House (The Jungle) Please leave money in jar. by poesidious
	Stuff in Neopia Just a little more... by lightgiver12345
	That's NOT How You Play! One day, in the Lost Desert... Art by invalid_character by bartdrunkeys
	Something Has Happened! One day playing Invasion of Meridell... by buck1950
	Little Sisters It's enough to make the toughest Neopians cry. by dragon_child_
	Have You Ever Wondered ...what the faeries do with the items we give them? by dashiell_hamet
	This Side Up! Darn faerie slorgs... by l1lxbunny
	Insanity to The Fullest What happens when Bluffeh takes a bath? by weezncat
	I wish... I wish... I never ever get a single thing from the wishing well... Idea by pseudo_philosopher by cevierakasky
	NeoQuest II: a (s)warm welcome You are attacked by a cloud of flea(f)s. by dyd_666_81
	The Other Half The adventures of a rather unfortunate Bori and some random JubJub. by baby_everything
	Pure Evil? It may happen to you someday, so be prepared... by sue_sa
	The Yurble Farmer's New Recruits Slorgs! Idea by achdut by sliferosiru
	On the East Coast Maybe I should have brought a jacket as well... It's kinda cold... by eastcoastbabe
	The Bunker - Filler! A cast member of The Bunker discusses the INexistence of a certain location... by hubadawaha
	Eat @ Kelps This is a true story. ^^ by dreadlinqon
	The Consequences of Morphing! flop by hyuga_naomi
	Starry Stuff The White Weewoo came and... by marilltachiquin
	The Kacheek Siblings- Meepit Hate You don't like Meepits!? by adorable_chao_10
	Rattling Nonexistent Bones How does that even work?! by gurl_of_revenge
	The Marshies They can be veeeery deceiving... by sandythejinglebell
	Stolid Solids Some games just aren't worth the thrill. by darkangel_neo14
	Feepit Frenzy #14 Bouncing along on Kreludor by fariy287
	Blumaroos 101 Ah-CHOO! by spoofbuzz
	Surviving Neopets and Other Extreme Activities Petpet descriptions! Read them! by _tweek
	New Home, part 2 This island is hot like an oven during Christmas. by ssjelitegirl
	Crumbeard Christmas Special: Part 2 The adventures of a Yurble who is biscuit by color, pirate by profession. by rarehunter41
	Pint-Sized: Holiday Glums Part 2 Looks like Paarlei can't sleep either. by lachtaube
	Light house X-mas prt.2 Christmas around Neopia by louishooper
	Festive Tiny But Tough! (Part two) hehe, silly Stars... by crazy_kathy
	The Hero Society- #13 ...In which there is a gratuitous amount of sarcastic sidekick-ness. by bearcatt
	Lupe Ears and Gelert Tales T'was days before X-mas... by meadoew
	T4U: Christmas Crackers - Part 2 A warm welcome?... by sheep_416

Search the Neopian Times

Headlines

Celebrity Showdowns

There's nothing more entertaining than watching a good rivalry unfold. The NeoFamous (or rather, Infamous) have more than their share of the squabbles. And to say squabbles is definitely understating some of these epic feuds. We've already seen some of these rivals battle it out, but what about the others? Or the next time? As they would say, they've lost the battle...

Other Stories

---------

Thieves of the Fairground
"Step right up and give it a shot! Only one hundred neopoints for a try at the finest game in the Deserted Fairground!"

by hotchick859

---------

The Watcher's Dilemma
"Some of these laws are crazy," said Aaron. "I mean, why would I fine someone for buying rare fruits?"

by kittygirl5170

---------

Interview With An Avatar Collector's Pet
This night's edition has a special guest: Fluffy, a Cloud Gnorbu that lives with an actual avatar collector! Hello, Fluffy!

by blue_star_51

---------

Celebrity Showdowns of Neopia
There's nothing more entertaining than watching a good rivalry unfold. The NeoFamous (or rather, Infamous) have more than their share of the squabbles.

by cyniska

---------

The Fallen: Loved - Part Two
Javiod became more of a recluse than ever. In the one Neopian he expected to be cold-hearted and uncaring when it came to holidays, he found no solace.

by ayame_23

---------

The Werelupe Hunter: Part One
"I'm a new phenomenon. I am a Werelupe Hunter."

by rachelindea

Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.