White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*

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Issue: 384 | 20th day of Running, Y11

Comics

	No Sugar Ms. Illusen is here to see your greenhouse. by pawz11
	Pint-Sized Happy Illusen Day, from Ubuuroi. by lachtaube
	Slightly Meltish: Not just an avatar item He has feelings too... by sloshypond
	Illusen's Staff It's not easy to get... Also by junamai by blaumann
	Hey Illusen! What a desperate fella... Drawn by jellyshroom by sakananao
	Zip Zap- Here We Come! Great, Ichigo is crazy again. sigh by fairyfantasywings
	One Fish, Two Fish Desperation takes many forms. by fish_puddle
	CayCaed! #3 In which Caedir and Caylir find that some faeries are just insane and can't be trusted with that sort of power. by kattrish
	The Preposterous Professor - Episode 3 I before E except after C? by _dead_meat_x_
	Sloth's Revenge Sloth finally had enough. by tamtwo35
	Illusen's Quest: Never! ''How dare you!'' by happymoon109
	Starry Stuff Illusen Special Silly avatar!! by marilltachiquin
	Neopian Antics #3: Not so eye candy Spooky treats can always be misleading. u_u by ahqua
	In the Name of Science Not what he had in mind... by lombre
	SkyJewel the Aisha Sorceress poof by learii_is_awesome
	When Shadows Go Bad 2 A rather... strange ending. by puppy_angle111
	HOOPLA! Take that! by _pokemon12_63
	Heart To Hear Thanks, I just got my hair done. :D by machatidokidoki
	When building a house... ...take a moment to consider why the site was so cheap. by siddiemeo
	Fail Pant Devil Scrablik fails at scaring Sora. ): by trikum
	Illusen's Day Off Uh oh. by xxkatiexx_07
	NNF Field Report: Zombies Don't Like Zombie Jokes Out on the field... by uniqqued_
	Wings 'N' All Oh man this is so totally awsome! by artistic_cookie
	Vengeance! Back to the easy quests for you! Idea by neckties by yampuff
	Completely Smart Why does Atty have so many pets? by ms_meepit
	Meet Lump Lump is the strong, silent type. by yinna65
	Spooky Ilere's Quest, Lvl 1. by ghostkomorichu
	The Gift of Giving D'awww. Art by kitsune_wolf_youkai by cyniska
	Random Events in Neopia Wheee! Kaus can fly! by spirited_dolphin
	Amikarashui Illusen Day Special Happy Illusen Day! by bluecloud300
	Kite Strings A young Kacheek finds out the simplest way to Kreludor. by 1cecubeh

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"Friends Forever" by paperhippo
My friend Sooty told a big lie. She said that we would be Friends Forever and that we would never be parted, and we even made a fancy wiggly handshake that nobody else knew, just to show that we were Friends Forever. It felt like we were in a special secret club for just us two. She would come around to my neohome to play after school even though it wasn't properly finished because only one half had carpet, but she didn't...

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Friends Forever
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Perfecting Your Villainy
You should have at least one near-successful plot under your belt in order to be considered a true villain.

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How to Celebrate an Unforgettable Illusen Day
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Shad and Saura: Black Fire - Part One
"It's not likely that she'll let you in," the Tonu said thoughtfully, "but if you ask nicely, she might make an exception for you. There are never visitors at her place..."

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The Sorcerer: Part Three
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