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Issue: 448 | 18th day of Relaxing, Y12

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	Swamp Delight Enjoy breakfast. Art by blo_0d_drinker by lyteila
	Pound "Maintenance" The real reason why the pound was down for "maintenance" in years nine and ten... by pixiedust1110
	When Worms Revolt... Get 'em, boys! by geckobubbles
	Plotting With Meepits Sourpuss? by grammy27272727
	Buyer's Remorse Shop carefully! by cakecakecakecake
	The Case of the Poisoned Quill: Part four How much does Claw really know? by pacmanite
	Troubled Bananas Seems like Hannah wants more respect. nods by borders543111
	Revert: Fads Tomorrow she might be into space-pirates... again... by charybdis7
	Nifty- Owners and Customization The phrase 'doting parent' doesn't even describe this. by kakashiluva
	Injuraduff Visits The Blue Grundo Plushie ...Now, what was I going to do again? by flusia
	Misty - Happy Valley Such a wonderful place... by mist222
	Insomnia at the Altador Cup HEHE by sarika_ambrielle
	Space Xweetok! Careful what you decide your pet's background to be. by vivinovember
	Call me Ishmael! UUUUUUSUKI! Usuki pandemonium. by melonswift
	A Lil Vacation: Pack up! (1) Even Tarla went on a tour! by lil_sugar_mint
	Completely Smart - AC! Could you take over? by ms_meepit
	Faerie Tales - Slushie Slinger This ain't a food court... by rhiannonmalia
	Tarla Has Her Reasons VENGEANCE!!! by rebekahjoy33
	The Dangers of Yooyuball Tick, tick.... by butterflygirl113
	Age Restrictions That's one way to get people more active on their side accounts. by greenflavouredink
	Hmmmmmm Where did our goalie go? by chinchy_rox72
	Cup Crazies: Jersey Jumble (2/4) Oops. by 1_ricky_1
	Cheesy Jokes Go Haunted Woods!! by cheesetwo__ff
	At the Altador Cup Guys and Girls Also by konayukii by autotune
	The AC Oddities (1 of 3) We forgot a few things about the Yooyu. by sheik_93
	Nitri Cassale's New Hairstyle I love it! by tigris_love
	The Legend of the Angry Kiko What's up with that? Idea by axe_raider by joel_hudson
	SHAME!! We All Have Regrets. by alphapunkrocker
	Neopups Tarla is sure in a hurry. by coshi_dragonite
	LOL!!! Think fast. by jessijenni
	King Hagan's Real Aim Having trouble impressing King Hagan? Wondering why? Idea by lyteila by dogcrazy04140
	Recycled Jokes This is why he wears padding now... by iskii

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Cup Conspiracy Theories

I'm not here to praise her on her entrepreneurial spirit! No! I've been there once or twice, but I've noticed things. I'm not sure what kind of slushies she's serving, but some of her customers get rather angry. They charge to the front of the line, and then leave promptly, and the look on some of their faces would be enough to make Sloth think twice about doing so much as breathing funny...

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Fuzzy Sweater
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How to Help Bring Your Team to Success
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48 Ways to Use a Gnome
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Coltzan IV and the Not-So-Brilliant Bet: Part Two
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From a Rock to a Hard Place: Part Seven
'So you finally caught on to me.'

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