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	The Pursuit of Randomness - Part 3 of 7 They cause near-death experiences. Script by uber_ruti by moonflwr786
	The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 6 CRASH! by buizelmaniac
	Boochi Woes Yeah, sure... Art by soccergirl101397 by kuroge
	Hide-And-Go-Seek Best. Spot. Ever. by chinchy_rox72
	Me'o - neo the Awkward Adventure :page 1: Little did we know it would turn in to the greatest. . . yet most awkward adventure ever. by montoran
	Pink's New Look Isn't she pretty? by yamap21
	Work in Progress 2 Since I'm wearing the Moltaran inventor's coat... by gammock
	The Misfits A smelly visitor approaches... by macabrekitten
	Delicious Delights: Monotony Part 1 Where is it?! by strawberryfireworks
	Hoopla: Hug DEATH HUG! :O by _pokemon12_63
	Lighthouse Life - The freeloader Excuse me? by louishooper
	Little House on Roo Island: Sketchy? He deserved that. by kanalusa
	Grapes of Wrath I waited three hours... by marymao
	Brain Tree Needs a Calendar Sounds dangerous. Written by lancey_smiley by industrial
	A Slight Misunderstanding This probably breaks a building code somewhere... by conicer
	RoundAbout Meet the newest foster pet. by thedarkangel103
	Cheesy Jokes! Petpetpet! Must SQUISH!! by cheesetwo__ff
	Paraphrenalia Wonder if she heard that... guess it doesn't matter. by hidden_sapphire
	It's nice that I'm in the Beauty Contest.. Wait, what? by shawaaa
	Cypher Lend a hand? by ghostshahirah
	Word Indubitably. by purplebee2000
	Hissi Hero Next time, become a super hero OUTSIDE. by dorket03
	Backgrounds Debunked So that's how backgrounds work~! by dirty_doggy_inuyasha
	Bye Bye, Balloon Where do they go? Now we know. by saranoga_12223
	Freedom To The Funny Pages- Lemon+Aid It's so practical! by nickulla
	In the Name of Science Where there's a demand, there's a supply. by lombre
	Unusual Cookery My tail is NOT some kind of tasty snack. by fleurdust
	Food for All- Dish #15 He won't come... by maiinoki
	Eat the Madness at the Altador Cup #1 Hey, that game is harder than it looks! by umbreon54399
	Mistaken Identities When did Isca start playing for Team Maraqua? by remansi

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Save the Wheels? Pah!

Listen up. May I ask, have you donated to the 'Save the Wheels' campaign? You most likely have, and quite a bit too. I assume you thought those donations were going towards renovating Neopia's most popular wheel, the Wheel of Excitement? Well, that 'nice, friendly, caring' red Lenny hardly needs well over three billion neopoints to do that, now, does he? TNT would do it for free! That Lenny is a cheating conman! And I have evidence!

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Voyage of the Golden Pearl
"Cap'n, there's a storm brewin' t'the north!"

by newenglandquizzer

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Charolette and the Awful MuuMuu
There she stood, in the middle of Uni's Clothing wearing what could only be described as an oversized floral muumuu, making her way out the door without even a garment in her hand to cover up that insane ensemble.

by dolcebby

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Wishing Un-Well?
This awesome new avvie is every collector's dream.

by bessie_13

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10 New Trophies To Spice Up Your Lookup
Turn a difficult trophy into an easily attainable one.

Also by pafc_will

by penury

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Tatterwings: Part Six
The Darkest Faerie threw back her blue-black head and laughed. "Look at what's become of you, Jennumara!"

by saphira_27

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Zeke's Gift: Part One
"He's stricken ill with Neo Flu... again." The Doctor heaved a sigh, casting a pitying glance towards Awtchey. "Poor thing. Happens every year."

by corygirl200

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