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Issue: 469 | 12th day of Storing, Y12

Comics

	Neopian Neophyte - Usukis They're what's for dinner. by leedom111
	The Off Season: Fangirls Tandrak Shaye by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Baby Parasol? It would certainly be an interesting customisation item... Also by pizzakitty by xx_wolf_xx_cub_xx
	Behind The Scenes: Root of All Evil ...Who owns that greedy Kadoatie, anyway? by elyk442
	The Comic comic A very existential comic hiatus. by caterait
	Tornado in a Bottle It's impossible... Right??? by veih
	A Straw Short Better hiding spot needed. by solcana64
	Neopet Complaints Say what you mean and mean what you say. by glittergirl7000
	The Wacky World of Ezel68 He's got a point, Edna... by ezel68
	Woodland Despair Scarabs eat... by kuraimizuki
	The Roleplay Cafe: How Insulting Sticks and stones ain't got nothing on Veronica. XO by purrfect_cookie
	Adopted Quite a sense of humor. by joesephluff
	Kacheek Stink wobble wobble by angelusdeletum
	Confusion and Lipstick: Snow Pets Places to Avoid by x_love_song_x
	Talk About Random Every loss is a small win. by buizelmaniac
	Unlikeable Sort Day 1... by keese_bat
	Defective Paint Brush How shameful. by bluemeows
	The Most Important Things When the chat board is about to explode, you save what matters most! by hellehond
	For the Lulz - The Joke We hereby apologize for the puns. by mooseydoom101
	Funtime at the Kadchat This is how it always goes for me... by blumenelfe
	Usually Not Funny - OOGA BOOGA And the pumpkin was never heard of again. by girlthehero
	The Meepit - Pure Evil Even a birthday isn't safe from the wrath of meepits... by kitteh_love_forever
	Obvious Lurker Word to the wise: avoid flaming eyes if you're trying to be sneaky. by umbreon133
	Chaos Around Every Corner Where we discover that yes, your younger sibling CAN beat you... by sailor_midnightmist
	Dr. Sloth's Birthday Surprise Aww, this is so nice of you. Concept by ravemuch by 1992jk1995
	To the Tune: Tick... Tick... A few minutes left! Also by metakitsune by xstarfrost
	Don't Save the Pie Part 1 The pie does not want to be saved. by bedbugz
	Smelly Halloween! Rots and rots of fun! by frosted_fires
	Neon Light Yes, Key Quest Faerie. We are ALL watching you. o.o by kirenaia
	Dr. Evil Sweet-tooth Happy Birthday, Neopets! Concept by sarcasticdeath by vampirebunny18
	Never Gonna Shut You Up Seal your cake receptacle, you conniving mountebank! by mudiikip
	Daily Dose Of AWESOME USELESS!! by leeeeemon39
	Eleven Years? 11x365+11/4=4018 xD by soccagal45

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Finding the Right Guild

Guilds are a huge part of many Neopets users' experience. They can be a great way to find users with similar interests and to make awesome friendships. However, finding a good guild can often be a challenge. There are many things to take into consideration when looking for a guild. Also, there are many things you can do as a member to ensure that you have a good experience in your guild...

Other Stories

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The Outward Appearance
Lying to protect her reputation wasn't something that would make her proud, she knew. But she had to do it. No one could know that...

by thediractor

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Edna Makes a Friend
Crokabeks circled overhead as Edna stood in her garden patch gazing upward with one paw shading her eyes from the hazy sun. Where did they all come from? she wondered.

by bittersweet52

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The Secret of the Gnomes
In this guide, I'll teach you the dangers of Halloween Gnomes and a bit of their biology...

by smart100000

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Top Ten Things to Do on Neopets's Birthday
Following this list will be sure to get you in a festive mood for Neopets's Birthday and jump start your celebrations.

by skizzabella

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Mirror Mirror!: Part One
I smiled at myself and my reflection smiled back, and then it did something that scared me terribly.

by booklover990

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Flowlight: Sun - Echoes of Pride - Part One
None of the occupants of this particular inn were going to bother getting up because of something as petty as daytime.

by antiaircraft_3

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