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Issue: 507 | 12th day of Hiding, Y13

Comics

	Spotting a Mystery - Final! ...and so is the mystery solved. by lovisa966
	Saly's Club: Faerie Furniture Everything has wings...? by djudju22_8
	Edna's Quest #7 - Neocash Who doesn't like Neocash wearables?! by toffeedatepudding
	The Many Woes of a Chia Never feed a Floud a carrot. Art by dovey_ by gorillu
	Flapjacks - Eggs Where did she get all those neopoints? by geckobubbles
	Talk About Random It might take some effort, but we'll make him fit in. by buizelmaniac
	3 Royals plus 1 The reason why TNT converted the pets #2 :O by white_tiger0226
	Random Oddness Where DOES that mist come from? by mistyqee
	Badly Drawn Pets - Zombie Troubles Zombies attack! by digit2000
	Dilemmas of an Avatar Collector: Super Adamant Pea? My fantabulous, cutie, adorable pea Chia!! Idea by pyrochick159904 by cuppatee
	Kougra Stories- Looking for a job 2/9 Yoshiko and Sorami are looking for a job, will they get one? by tachiki
	Spooky Weightless weight loss. by ghostkomorichu
	Rapsid He's a little slow on the uptake... by slearax
	Dandilion Tails in 'Cooking Coltzan' Thank you for visiting Coltzan's Shrine! by dandilion_crucifix
	As If Jell-WHAT?! by brigpod
	The Average Trophy Collector One day, there was a girl who really wanted to get a high score and then... by nigasuchan
	The Roleplay Cafe I think she means "No", Huevos. by purrfect_cookie
	Underwater Fishing I wonder where Dorina went after she left the AC...? by vivi_orunitia_
	TouShoy! Being short stinks! by littlepuffypuff
	Peaches #4: The Restocker's Woe (1) Oh, the joys of restocking. by jenniferji
	Super Freaks: I can feel it Call it artistic intuition... by chikenpeasoup
	Out of Bounds The best sport in Neopia deserves the best fans. Also by conicer by cartoonlover424964
	Feed Me! It's my sister's birthday... by tinypinkbow
	Amikarashui #17 Closet Calamities Part 1 by bluecloud300
	Just Crazy I feel like the 5 second rule doesn't apply here... by empoleon07
	A Gaggle of Gobblers: Mortog Just don't kiss your Mortog; you never know what may happen. by fireandice92
	Pets of Altador Cup Fans Anonymous This is what happens when a fan turns into a fanatic... by partialtobananabread
	Jester Potato potato. by zieloh
	How the Ghost Got Its Glow "I wonder what happens if your Ghost Neopet eats these?" by super_chippy
	Usuki Frenzy Finds Krawk Island- 2 out of 3 where planes are either nonexistent or invisible... by natsha_pink
	Pirates and Sudoku don't mix! There's nothing like a relaxing game of sudoku to engage the mind unless it involves directing a rowdy bunch of pirates! by frost_faerie

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"A Contemplation on the Life of a Baby Pet" by fiddolin
All things considered, Mikey really did take it all quite well. And really, it's perfectly fine for an owner to break down and cry every once in a while. Even the tough, macho ones like Mikey. Really. I was feeling a little bad for him, though. I hoped his friends wouldn't give him too hard of a time about suddenly having a pretty little baby for a pet. I knew that Mikey would repaint me just as soon...

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A Contemplation on the Life of a Baby Pet
I wasn't always a baby, you know.

by fiddolin

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A Letter to the Public, by Princess Lunara
As most of you are well aware, my disappearance wreaked havoc all over Shenkuu.

by armed_neopians

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How to Beat Bumble Beams
Armed with tips galore, it's like playing a different game, still not easy but certainly with practice very achievable...

Also by meanmoddy

by htamale

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Meepits and Feepits and Splatting Sock Sloths
Two of the most obnoxious and tedious flash games out there.

by rs_rbn

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Torch in the Darkness: Part One
I stopped short as I realized I had ended up in, well, who-knows-where.

I was in a golden forest.

Art by ellbot1998

by ellbot1998

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Scarblade's Pearl: Memories in Maraqua - Part Three
Caylis smiled sadly, seeing the mistrust in Isca's eyes. "Can you not trust me anymore, Sister?" she asked, gliding to her sister's side.

by theloverpokemonqueen

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