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Issue: 508 | 19th day of Hiding, Y13

Comics

	Saly's Club: Woodland issues How about organic Shampoo? by djudju22_8
	Edna's Quest #8 - Stingy Much?! Yes, this is a personal rant... by toffeedatepudding
	Weewoo Woes TNT should stop treating the weewoos so badly. Art by alliieennss by vegasroom
	Kougra Stories- Looking for a job 3/9 Yoshiko and Sorami are looking for a job; will they get one? by tachiki
	Dandilion Tails in 'Don't annoy the Boss' Watch your mouth, Khaspier... by dandilion_crucifix
	S'more paintbrushes, please! Just one PB away from the best summer treats! (No neopets were harmed in the making of this comic.) Concept by brahski by umbreon133
	Peaches #5: The Restocker's Woe (2) No pain, no gain! by jenniferji
	A Gaggle of Gobblers: Bowla The Bowla can suck in water and grow to 10 times its normal size before squirting it all at anything that is near. by fireandice92
	Illusen's Revenge Never mess with a faerie. Idea by __rayman__ by sheik_93
	Twin! There are some things you just shouldn't ask. by nausicaa1992
	Faerie Bubbles My storage is full. by flamingoez
	Being Plushie It's not easy being a plushie! by prototypec
	Tangeriiine's Birthday #2 It's my birthday! by mistyqee
	So Says the Slorg! I'd almost feel sorry for him, if he wasn't evil. by supercheezee
	When Lightning Strikes Lightning's a bad babysitter. by briannamkekich
	Flapjacks - Gardening She certainly isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. by geckobubbles
	Silly Kougra Who is that cowled creature?! by perdita136
	Something has happened! Gotta stay in shape for next year's AC! by campih400
	The Clouds The lab ray tries really hard to make things interesting. by sweet08540
	The Goofers - Baby Problem, part 2 What has the horrendous Boochi done??? by lintsuf
	Bacon Trap Whilst playing Habitarium, I found it rather funny that p3s can't navigate around or over bacon, or anything else. by grimagog1971
	Ventures Intro: Part 1 by neo_coaster363
	The Joys of Neopian Errands It's like they're rigged, I swear! by guinnygirl
	Neopian Antics #13: The Kreludor Deal Everything's better in space. Maybe. by ahqua
	Wx2 WhispyWill How ironic... by whisp_will
	In the Name of Science Shareholder meetings are the #1 place to announce evil plans! by lombre
	Paraphrenalia Random Events are Random. by hidden_sapphire
	Badly Drawn Pets - Smiley Dancing Overuse of Neo-Smilies is sometimes plain confusing... by digit2000
	Dungeon Drat. by flying_tree
	Edible Nonsense~ 1 Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house... by tic2tac
	Neopian Hoarders Sad, really. by skyward_rush
	Your Average Family: Oops... One Pile of Soot makes for one very dirty neohome! by smartgirll
	Flower Bed Funny, I didn't even know I owned that skirt. by awesome_maggie
	As You Were - Part 01 Please transmit the clearance code. by crainwater
	Usuki Frenzy Finds Krawk Island - 3 out of 3 Where even dark villains can be helpful with searching. by natsha_pink
	Deckswabber Another normal day... by c4774r3
	The Treasure Keepers Why can't I get customers that BUY SOMETHING? by purrfect_cookie
	Neomischief - Fixing Krawk Island This is how our hero fixes the island so it looks good as new! by tails230
	Pumpkin Patch She is the odd one... by _owlsong_
	The Floating Islanders - Krawk Island Remind me again why we're shooting cannons at such close proximity to the anchors. by yankeesrule244444456
	Too bad... ...dead men tell no tales... by greenflavouredink
	The Kadventures of Olly and Ninth: Krawken Oh look! A small giant squid! Also by 0llyness :D by __ninth_gate__

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"A Day in the Life of a Larnikin Soldier" by 1335512
I can barely keep my eyes open anymore. I don't know how much walking I could do between all these purple gems anyway. But wait! Yay! My owner just put me and the other Larnikin soldiers in the hospital and collected the gems. Oooh, that feels really good. They've got the most comfy beds in here, and really scrumptious food. Some mornings I wish I could...

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Floating is the First Step
Lying in the water, watching the sky... It calms me—until my little sister does what she does best and ruins the moment.

by vortex_paula2

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Remarkable
Ellis, Rhombus, and I were wandering aimlessly through Shenkuu. Though the city is breathtaking and idyllic, it's huge. We were lost.

by virtuosoe

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Noble Gaming
What about those of us who don't play for a hundred pixels, but for a couple hundred thousand Neopoints?

by _abiz_

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Ink Frames and How to Style Them
The four ink frames and what they look best on, as well as alternative foregrounds. :3

by movie138music

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A Pirate Called Pudgywinks: Part Three
"He's just a little kid, he couldn't have gotten far!" Lilly said. "Come on, let's go look for him!"

by uberdancingdolphin

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Thyla's Tale: Part Two
"Oh, sweetie, I know," said the girl. "That's hard. But I can only adopt one, and... and let's face it. You probably won't get adopted together anyway."

by chestnuttiger787

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