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Blossoms~ Retry Part 9

"Water" is entirely arbitrary; no one knows his actual last name.

by twillieblossom
Trouble in Paradise: The Fourth Wall

They're becoming aware.

by chasing_stars44
Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 4

Is paper edible?

Also by bha288.

by mandypandy667

Welcome to the Family?: Part 2

Silly Uni, you don't get to choose family members.

by amarettoball
This Wasn't In The Job Description

Just edit a few articles they said, it won't take up much of your time.

by equinewhispers
The Rickety Ship: Q2

Have some zapzaggle.

by dimartedi
Who You Gonna Call?

Stop that mallow!

Also by 69uglygreenwhale

by sarah2396

Stay Strong with Team Brawn: Glasses Are Great

Lookin' good.

Also by tex707

by alexise1998

At the Battledome: vs Space Faerie - Part 2

Rinse and repeat.

by winner19955
Dubloon Training

Let's hope Cap'n Threelegs isn't on a diet...

by _clement_
Tooth Faerie Surprise Visit

Maybe she's psychic...

by roxanna203
PU! (Phew, That's a Relief)

That was a close one.

by turtling
Let There Be Shenanigans

Weakness is all in the mind.

by delugent_tears
Vegeterrible - Part 1

Everyday struggles of being a fruit/veggie chia

by pirate_11
The Baker

Baking is a lot like friendship...

by cherokee165
Crazopia Central: Dampened Mood

Because Reed has been there, too.

by lasaramar
At the End of the Day

Narineth finds a kindred spirit in the equally muscular Uchiha.

by ezel68
NeoPaper: Attack of the Socks

Battledome powers gone wrong.

by mbredboy31
Everytime Again

Oh Those Kacheeks

by mustikeuh121
Splat-A-Sloth Insanity

I'm going to play barf boat now...

by pie_man_aa
 
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Gourmet or Gross: A Foodie’s Guide



While ordinary Neopians in the past have turned their noses up at the mere mention of gross foods (and, of course, the smell), the recent foodie movement has brought gross foods back into the spotlight. Gross foods have been welcomed back onto dinner plates all across Neopia. Whether you’re sick of your usual bland diet of Neocola and Aisha Cheeseburgers, or if you have already exhausted your repertoire of gourmet foods like chocolate coated blue cheese and black caviar, “gross” foods are the perfect category with which to expand your palate and bring some excitement to your meals. That being said, there are still many gross foods that you do not want anywhere near your refrigerator or your plate. I have both the discriminating palate and culinary expertise to guide you through the world of gross foods—the dishes worth tasting, and the ones that you should immediately toss in the trash. Without further ado, here are the results of my gross food taste test.



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Stuck
The first breath was the hardest. They call the last breath ‘the death rattle’, but the first after dying is more than that, worse than that. The shock of it is only half the trouble. It’s like a small fire, or some sort of explosion, igniting in your chest. I saw a ghostkerbomb go off once, with a piercing white fire. It felt the way that bomb had looked.

by placebo_533

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An Angel and A Devil
Faerieland was at its absolute best. In the month of Gathering, leaves were beginning to turn their autumn colors and a brisk wind blew. Evening had fallen and while the festival had officially ended, some were still enjoying themselves.

by 77thbigby

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A Coal War Tactics Guide
Splash, splash, BOOM!!!

Also by guik44

by saudadesdagripe


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Gourmet or Gross: A Foodie’s Guide
While ordinary Neopians in the past have turned their noses up at the mere mention of gross foods (and, of course, the smell), the recent foodie movement has brought gross foods back into the spotlight. Gross foods, formerly reserved for Alien Aishas and the least choosey of Skeiths, have been welcomed back onto dinner plates all across Neopia.

by panda_girl555

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Begin Again: Part Two
Lukirri looks out into the night, backpack heavy with dried food, fresh water and a bigger map. She stands alone, but alone and enforced, with a firm idea of what she’s doing.

Art by ellbot1998

by ellbot1998


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The Legacy of the Black Pawkeet: Part Seven
I settled myself into a chair as Rosa fell into a fitful sleep. Although I’d treated her wound, it was hard to tell just how bad the infection was, so I would need to keep an eye on her all night. With any luck though, her fever would break by sometime tomorrow and the worst would be over.

Also by medit92

by teamchao466




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