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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 9

He's just too easy a target.

by twillieblossom
The 1st Edition of the Neopian TImes

Wow. How old are you?

by mustikeuh121
Weewoonizator

Everyone tries to be a Weewoo, but it just doesn't work sometimes.

Also by morifoy

by sosunub

White Space

Protocol.

by piratevam
King Hagan the Cheat

King Hagan doesn't always play by the rules.

Also by jirachi68106.

by sophieauditore

Someone Must Have The Answer...

Ow.

Also by yashasvika

by meowbey

Extreme Potato Encounter

Uh oh.

by william2005555
Royal Pain: Celebrating 750

750 is such a beautiful number.

by winner19955
History 404: Training

Neopian masters explained!

by fourin
Waiting to Win the Spotlight

Many years later...

Also by marbear_4u

by suspensiion

An Ugga Mistake

We didn't really think this through...

by cinnamon_girl
Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 4

No comment. No comment!

by june_scarlet
Wishing For Some Weewoo Luck?

At least I'd know if I was published or not...

by praline01
Why Weewoos Should Keep Delivering The Neopian Times

A job coupon later...

Also by m0nster_rancher

by gelertz

Taming Melvin the Monster: Cake is Life

*MUST* *GET* *CAKE*

Also by darkpinkrose

by bittersweet52

Weewoo Woes

I thought it would add some pizzazz...

Also by Asuza_k

by spyfox207

It Wasn't Me!

Why do you always have to blame ME?

Also by myulai

by xxxfenice_neraxxx

Episode 2: Long-Gone Neopets

Why do I have to do this again?

Also by sergente__hartmann

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Beautiful by Default

YESSS! I'm beautiful!

Also by shakespeariantragedy

by rizzrack

Cavities: Prize Pool

Huh, so that's how they get their prizes..

by thegoddesofxweetok1
S750 Kreludan Defender Robot's Secret Pastime

*Blush*

Also by Lyndsey4657 and _starryeyedsurprise_

by pinksrainbow

Detective Alisha: The Missing 7 Part 2

Aha! That's who did it!

by roxanna203
Changes in a Minute: 750th Deadline

When procrastination gets the best of you.

Also by lifeguard1993

by aupins

Sunny Side Up: Occupational Hazard

Does this mean Weewoos can file for workers' compensation?

by amarettoball
NeoPaper: The Box

Of course it works!

by mbredboy31
Drastic Measures

Heh heh heh...

Also by rokkaku

by 108050

Browse, Haggle, Sold.

Somtimes you have to go in, get what you need, get out.

by ayeunn
Scene from the Gormball Championship

It's that time of year again!

by gumgum101230
Neopia at it's Best

The button eyes make it cooler!

by pumpkin_700
Every Year's Nightmare.

The stress of an editor...

by chizuru
 
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"A Strange Necessity" by drifbilim
It was altogether a rather strange experience. Addie couldn’t have foreseen it. Nobody could’ve. She was altogether very average, very plain, easily missed. She volunteered for the Soup Faerie, she donated her unused belongings to the Money Tree, and was sure to thank anyone for their kindness. Nothing remarkable, or noteworthy. She could—and did—live with that. It was fulfilling, and the kindness she received in turn made it worth all her while. Which made the golden ticket in her paws all the more strange. Addie stared. A ticket to the Annual Chocolate Ball, her full name written in a neat cursive script. The enclosed ticket came separate from her regular mail, someone presumably had knocked on her door and left the ticket waiting on her doorstep to find late on Sunday evening. It was something right out of a faerie tale, something she might’ve been inclined to read to her long gone brother Enzi, back when he still lived with her. Addie would’ve said he moved on to greener pastures, but his recent Neomail suggested that he was in the Lost Desert for some reason or another. She had already sent him a baffled Neomail with a picture of the ticket as an attachment, but it would be a few hours yet before he got back to her. In the meantime she wasn’t sure what to make of the invite. It was most definitely a prank, although she wasn’t sure who would bother to prank her as only a pawful of people knew where she lived and had her full name, and all of those people knew her only on a strictly professional level. And she certainly could not see any of them—the Soup Faerie for one—going through the effort of writing up a fancy looking ticket when there was so much to be done, like feeding the starving hordes of Neopets lined up outside her door, for example. The ticket proclaimed that the event was a week today, and that it would be held in none other but the Chocolate Factory. It had no dress code, but it would be foolish to go in anything but her Sunday best. It was one of the most anticipated events of the year, despite how few were actually invited. She was to RSVP at her earliest convenience, which Addie knew to mean as soon as possible.




Other Stories


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750 Days
Most people would say that it took the usurper Kass roughly two years to start and lose a war between the Darigan Citadel and Meridell. Lady Evelyn would be more exact; she would say it took her cousin 750 days to do so--750 slow days to observe a ruler slowly crackle until his realm collapsed.

by likelife96

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Samrin and Balthazar
Such an innocent question that one of the younger neopets in my village asked me yesterday. I told her I had no idea why Balthazar keeps pestering me. It was a lie, I know very well why he is so keen on eating my petpets but it’s not something I like to think about.

by annuuna

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A Neopian's Guide to the Faerie Festival
Every year, all of the faeries gather at a central location in Faerieland for a celebration. One would have to travel far back in history to find the origins of such an occasion...

by black_skull725

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How Helping Others Helps You: Acts of Charity
But things don’t have to end after you’ve achieved your goals! On the contrary, they can be a stepping off point for a much greater contribution to Neopians in general, whatever they may be. Let’s look at a few examples as to how to pay it forward on Neopets.

by xale22

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KATIPO I: Restart: Part Four
The place you’re supposed to meet Rhi is far too loud and cramped for your tastes. It’s a seedy little joint in the middle of the Fairgrounds, small and suffocating between a gym and a Spooky Foods shop. It used to be a fabric store, if you remember correctly, and it seems to have shrunk since then. It smells like coconut milk outside — probably from the shy stand that’s not too far away, but, well... who really knows with this place...

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Chasing Treasure: Part One
"Well, what did you expect?" Bannok asked, adjusting the helm a degree or two to starboard to catch the shifting wind. "Royal pets. Always got to outdo each other, building bigger palaces and throwing fancier parties." The timbers of the Silver Arkmite creaked as she swung around, the salt-soaked ropes slapping against the mast as the sails filled.

by aethelar



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