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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect End

Be glad it was just the socks...

by twillieblossom
Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 13

I'm fine, I just... need to get some fresh air...

by june_scarlet
Head in the Clouds: The Perfect Petpet Pt. 4

You're just annoying!

by yoshisislandbandit
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 9

No petpets were harmed in the making of this comic.

by blackaavar
Blue Hands

Vivi prefers her hands pink... thank you very much...

by innosently
Blobikins?

Maybe because that's actually poisonous jelly...

by flustre
Zapping while having bad luck?

Never zap pets on Friday 13...

by praline01
Life with Lereik: Esophagor

If he's giving this out, then why is he asking to be fed?

by teh_hivedweller
Priorities

Some stuff matters to others more, right?

by royal_real
A Very Merry Telethon: Part One

And you wonder why you're always on the naughty list...

Also by tmarks

by izzywizard

Where are my marbles?

I've lost my marbles...

by marcthegr8est1
Big Trouble in Little Usukiland

The last space in my collection goes to...

by gumgum101230
NeoPaper: DIY Amusement Park Ride

It's affordable, easy to build, and doesn't use any power!

by mbredboy31
Sunny Side Up: Eliv Thade

It's more a battle of the minds than anything, really.

by amarettoball
The Great Turmaculus

How to wake Turmie...

by daisies113
 
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"Watercolour" by sampleneopian
“What is it?” His voice came out hoarse, his words choked. If his conversant was deterred, he didn’t sound like he was. “I saw what happened with those bullies.” He said nothing. “It isn’t wrong of you to feel the way you are feeling. No one can blame you for that.” Again, he kept silent, though he continued to listen. “But you have to pull yourself together, or things will just get worse.” At this, he felt his temper rising, indignant that his conversant would dare undermine the severity of his problem. “And I suppose you know all about that?” His voice was a blade. It was over. The limit of his patience had been reached, and he wouldn’t take any more insults, direct or indirect. He stayed where he was, though, inviting his conversant to make a comeback just so he would have the satisfaction of winning the argument. Of all the ways he expected his conversant to respond – a retort, a sigh, or a scowl, he did not foresee a hesitation. And a curious hesitation it was. Even with his back to him, he could tell that his conversant was not simply filling the moment with soundlessness, but vivid, unspeakable emotion. Whoever it was he was speaking to was going through a momentous memory of his own, an experience that meant as much, if not more than, the one he was going through then. Already his anger was fading, replaced by a mixture of curiosity and compassion that negated the negatives he was suffering and willed him to open his heart, for the sake of both of them. He turned around, almost in a trance, only to see none other than the Money Tree himself, looking startlingly dejected. It was at this moment that his clock to evil stopped. He almost didn’t catch the reply, which was barely a whisper. “Yes, I do.”




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Money, Money, Money!
So I was walking by the Money Tree one day and – What? Hold on. *shoves narrative aside* Director comes forward. I quizzically flex my eyebrows in response. Director: “You’re supposed to give them a little background before you begin the story, you know, tell them a little about yourself so they get hooked.” Me: “But they’re already hooked? I mean, they’re absolutely flabbergasted by the weirdness already taking place here. Just look.”

by redken9x9

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What would you do?
Just then a yellow wocky paused as he walked down the path, and said to Nherf, "You look like you could use some luck!" He handed him a lottery ticket and said "I hope you win!" before he quickly disappeared into the crowd.

by sweetpuppyrose

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A Moltaran Interview
The mayor of Moltara has taken time out of his busy schedule to answer some of the questions most on the average Neopian mind when it comes to Moltara.

by kaioti

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Random Event Revenge
After compiling a list of some of the worst random events on the site, I have come up with a way to get back at each random event personally, without any risk to you our your precious computer. It’s quite satisfying knowing that you can get some personal revenge on whoever has dared to target you through one of their random events.

Also by friskyxxx

by dragondancer007


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Nonlinear Companions: Dawn: Part Two
Sat at the table my roommate Priyia, an alien aisha, was pouring freshly brewed coffee into two mugs and chatting jovially to someone, from my vantage point I couldn’t see who she was talking to, so I cleared my throat and stepped from the hall into the kitchen. Sat opposite her was Westron, the pirate krawk I had met the day before. They both looked up as I entered.

Also by ukases

by _starryeyedsurprise_


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Befriending Boochi: Part Three
"What I don't understand," she mused aloud, "is why Boochi hasn't changed all the Neopians back into what they were prior to him zapping them Baby. We know now that his ray gun can work in reverse. So surely it would make sense for him to make amends and transform everyone back?"

by tallydepp



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