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	It's Better Than Nothing! ugh... by piratesy
	What ever you do, don't look behind you!!! Good luck.. by hunnybunnie
	What is Sloth up to? Also by ruben160 by teca_alvarenga
	The Perks of Being a JubJub Maybe next year...or not :( by xorag
	Return to Neo #02 Mistakes were made... by cami_v27
	A Dying Language By any other name .... it's still disgusting. also by cloudypoogle by rooftopchicken
	Happy Birthday inception... by doug_henrique
	Silver's Reset Challenge #1 The beginning of a new adventure. by kuroneko_kitty
	A Day in the Kadoatery Bad attitudes and bad puns. by voiceprint
	Baelia doesn't like parties... But don't you wanna join? Also by neoschulz by sthephanie
	The Meridellians: Ol' Balthy I'll have him... by islandforever
	Zurroball The best way to avoid frustration is not to play at all! by _quartervirus_
	Yooyuball Fail Secret Weapon to the rescue! by andypopo
	Nice first impression! Was that intentional, Mirli? by valokki
	Technically true... Hey, everyone DID notice how she caught the ball! by alli_draggy
	Yay! New avatar! Really? by doug_henrique

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The Paintbrush Conspiracy

Welcome, dear reader. Speaking here is Dr. Rosalie Thompson, journalist and registered physician. In the last few months, I excavated the Neovian Printing Press and unveiled a conspiracy that might redefine all Neopians’ conception of reality. Follow me on this journey of enlightenment. If you’ve been a citizen of Neopia for a long enough time, it’s possible that you may have painted your Neopet using one of those infamous paintbrushes. Paintbrushes are highly sought-for items that retail for a large amount of Neopoints due to their apparent magical properties that allow a Neopian to customize their Neopet according to their tastes. But how do paintbrushes really work? How have they appeared into Neopia? Those are answers that will be answered today. Beware, disturbing content ahead.

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An Officially Unofficial Yooyu
I'm just your everyday, nondescript petpet. My color is plain, the color that I was born with. I am not painted a special color and I'm okay with that. I enjoy all the same activities as any other petpet: taking walks in the park with the other petpets, being fed only the highest grade petpet food available, and being pampered with toys, grooming items, and a nice cushy bed to curl up in at the end of the day. A comfortable and relaxed life definitely the life for me. That is all I want and all I will accept.

Oh. You've noticed, haven't you?

I am a Yooyu.

by lissiekat10

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Through Everything
“And so, you can easily argue that Hornington’s theories do not stand up to current scientific standards, as well as entirely contradict the findings of Rosher in his study, “Swamp Gas Aishas in Their Natural Habitats.” Therefore…”

by diggingdeeper

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Snaw's Beauty Post: Shampoos That Shine!
Hello, my adoring, impressionable fans! Welcome to the first ever issue of Snaw’s Beauty Post: Neopia’s most trusted and highly acclaimed series of articles centered on the dos and don’ts of Neopian grooming products.

by downrightdude

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Petpet rescue: a guide to getting that avatar
Hey there, if you’re like me then you might be something of an avatar collector stumped by the frightfully high scores on some of these games.

by chloezzz123

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Hope For New:Part Two
Late at night, thunder crashed around outside the little bars of my cage. The pound wasn’t a nice place, let me tell you. Dr. Shtalker would make his rounds every day, collecting the pets who had been there for the longest, and taking them to his lab, cackling with joy, and every day I hoped I wouldn’t be one of those pets who never returned.

by hazelsmartotop

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The Shadow of Takeryuu:Part Seven
The trip to the mines was not easy. Faerie shadows constantly swooped down at them, eyes aglow, but Eunji and Min were quick to dispatch them. Eunji, being faerie-coloured, was especially sensitive to magic, and she let that sense guide her as she led her friends into a dark shaft in the side of a mountain, a hole that looked like a bottomless pit.

by cosmicfire918

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