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Mae's Mysteries: The Case of the Missing Necklace

"Jovron and Mae were outside the study..."

by satintiger
Return to White River

"He was escorted out of the inn, and into the harsh cold outside..."

by hzoo_26
The Daily Life of a Grey Kacheek

"Olivia wasn’t sure if the ride was good or bad, because she slept the entire way..."

by chesschocolate
 
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"It had to be the Meepits" by lugal222
Normally, Laila couldn’t care less as to what the Meepits did. After the epic Ninja-Meepit battle four years ago (which you will find no record of thanks to Laila threatening… blackmailing?.... ENCOURAGING her brother, Ned, to keep all word of it out of the Neopian Times) they had an uneasy agreement to never interfere with each other’s business. For four years this arrangement had worked perfectly, but now? Now Laila wanted to find the nearest Meepit and fly it up above Neopia and let it fall to Lutari Island or perhaps the Ruins of Maraqua, somewhere mostly uninhabited where the evil creatures could cause little damage. Sure, the stealthy Buzz knew that some thought the little Pink Petpet to be cute and adorable. Perhaps they even ignored all the stories and thought Meepits were innocent creatures, but CLEARLY, they were wrong. While all the trainees at the secret Ninja Training School had been trusting them, the Meepits had been off plotting their most dastardly deed yet. They had been plotting the closure of a prime Neopian staple: The Mall. Laila had been waiting for weeks, maybe even months to go and buy herself a new cape from the mall, but then, when she finally had a day off from helping to protect Neopia, she showed up at the mall only to discover it was closed! The Neopets who sat, some patiently and a lot impatiently, outside the mall doors were grumbling about Meepits. The sweet Elderly Lenny at the doors, looking completely flustered and covered, somehow, with melted marshmallows, explained that there had been an explosion of marshmallows in the mall.




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It had to be the Meepits
"Normally, Laila couldn’t care less as to what the Meepits did..."

by lugal222

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How to Make a King Laugh
"For the last five days, Prem only had one goal in mind: get to the Lost Desert..."

by midnightswish

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How to Pick a Team for the Obelisk Battles
Whether you are new to the game and want to know what this is all about or you are an experienced player looking to improve your chances of winning in the next round, I will provide some helpful information about this event and some tips to help you pick the right team for your next skirmish.

by oxbridge_united

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Opinion: The Villain Who Never Was
As we reflect on Meridell’s past, we honour those who fought bravely in wars. It’s not lost upon me that some Faeries bravely stood up during the brutal war.

by black_skull725

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Turn and Return - Pt. 10
your call.

by hamster_z

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Blossoms~ Digging Deep Part 3
Now don't let the tiny igloo fool you...

by twillieblossom



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