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Pyramids All The Way Down

After retiring at the old age of 19, Theodaxx greatly mismanaged his finances.

by likelife96
 
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An Interview with a Very Rich Slorg



I think everyone in Neopia is familiar with the Shop of Offers, hidden away in Neopia Central. Some of your elders may have told you about how it used to look a little bit different. How it was once a place of annoyance for some, a weird place looking like it belonged on another planet. Some even claimed it was a product of Dr. Sloth, related to Advert Attack. These days, it was the home to a variety of Slorgs. And one Slorg in particular was very famous. This Slorg was said to be extremely generous. Giving out Neopoints left and right, to basically anyone who dared to enter the abandoned shop. Sometimes a little bit, sometimes a lot, but always something. The Spooky Petpet was said to not seem any different from the other Slorgs. He was said to be green, slimy, and had a big smile on his face. I had not met the Slorg before myself, nor had I ever been in the shop. There were times I wondered if the Slorg was like Jelly World; completely made up, but many Neopians swore by his wealthy existence. So today, I found myself in the shop when I could not contain my investigative feelings anymore. I paused to look at the pamphlets outside of the shop before I entered. It gave notice of a Slorg infestation, and if the citizens could please help chase them away.



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