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A Visit to Avista

Month of Gathering, Y12 “I have a message for you,” Mr. Elliott, the headquarters secretary, informed me. I frowned, instantly concerned. The only one that left messages for me was my younger sister, Katelyn.

by 77thbigby
 
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"The Edge of the Bluff " by aronacia
For most, Illusen Day is a time of celebration and merriment and the hours are packed full of activities, events, and gatherings honouring the adored Earth Faerie. Tales of Illusen’s kindness and benevolence are passed around among Neopians faster than the party favours as the excitement takes over! But does anyone take a moment to think about how this day affects Faerieland’s only moderately evil and perhaps even borderline nice Dark Faerie Jhudora? NO! No one considers Jhudora’s feelings or even how Jhudora celebrates Illusen Day in her own way – but perhaps this is the time for you to find out… We asked Faerieland’s finest Dark Faerie, Jhudora, for how she plans to while away the long hours as she notoriously refuses to give quests on Illusen Day and were quite surprised by how willing she was to share how she spent the day! “Well, I mostly find Illusen Day to be thoroughly sickening. All of that noise and racket for that know-it-all goody two-shoes Earth Faerie! You know, I don’t really consider us to be actual rivals...




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