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"Close Calls" by champ100543
There were one-hundred fifteen in all, twenty-six more than his old personal best and forty-nine more than he had received on his last run. And - even better - he had successfully shut down the conveyor belt! For a minute, the neopet basked in the glow of his accomplishments, a truly satisfying experience. Then, however, reality set in. The Grundo Thief stared in horror at the day's catches, and realized what a daunting task he had ahead...

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