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Hanso, Jazan, and Kanrik and the We Hate Hanso Club: Part One

Jazan simply zapped Hanso with his magic, enough to sting, but not enough to damage him any. The last thing he wanted was to have to help the arrogant little Ixi along through the catacombs they found themselves in.

by kristykimmy

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Neopia's Tastiest Foods

Do you ever sit around and wonder the finer points in life, like which are the tastiest? Well, my friend, I do. Of course I won't list any of the foods that are sickeningly labeled "gross food". Who labels these things? We all know all of those foods are the finest...

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