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The Collector

Sitting on his Judge Hog Bed in his Neolodge Room (number 890) a Halloween Xweetok smiled as he looked at the scenery in his room.

by snowwhite6210
An Accidentally Permanent April Fool's

Deep within the Haunted Woods, even past the foggy streets of Neovia, was a rundown manor that most people did their best to avoid. Collab with hectic_haley

by discardedcrayons
A Wizard's Woes

It had been a while. Leudes didn't want to admit that out loud, knowing it would destroy the confidence of his audience, but he had to admit it to himself.

by dafsy_
A Prankster Makes an Amazing Discovery

It was April Fool’s Day, and Tivlia the Maraquan Blumaroo woke up excitedly, her prank planned in advance.

by _brainchild_
Origin of the Book: Shocking Pranks

Theo the Cloud Meerca rested his face on his palm and dreamily stared out the window, transfixed on a wispy white cloud as fluffy as the cloud markings on his skin. Collab with shin0bi_

by therainbowsheep
 
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What Never to Say to a Meridellian



Meridell is one of Neopia’s most important lands – it’s the place where Illusen lives, it has a sizable military, and it introduced the concept of searching for treasure in Symol holes. However, some people are very insensitive to Meridellians, and end up saying things we really wish they wouldn’t. So next time you go to Meridell, or meet someone from there, try to avoid these phrases: 1.) “Don’t Get Your Meridellian up!” This phrase, along with several others such as “a Meridellian temper”, imply that Meridellians are naturally aggressive and quick to anger, a misconception that perhaps comes from the fact that King Skarl is naturally grumpy. However, Skarl may be the King, but he’s still only one Meridellian. Meridell doesn’t have any higher rates of aggression or short-tempered individuals than any other land. 2.) “I bet all you eat is potatoes!” Yes, potatoes are a part of Meridellian cuisine, and yes, we do count them for sport. However, they are far from the only thing we eat here. We also have a great many berries, gruel, marrows, and other vegetables like turnips, and some people even eat Draik eggs. So if you don’t like potatoes, you can still find something to eat here. 3.) “P.U! Meridellians smell worse than a Kadoatie’s litter box!” This idea came from the farm – since it contains a rubbish dump and there is dung on the farm, it admittedly has a bit of a funk to it. But so do all other farms – if you’ve ever been to Kau Kau Farm, you’ll know that it doesn’t smell any better. Also, the farmers always clean themselves and their clothes...



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A Sloth Fan's Sloth Themed April Fools Pranks
So, dear readers, I was thinking to myself today about the institution that is pulling pranks on April Fool’s Day and what I could potentially pull off if I put my mind to it. Collab with betti666

by shikieiki

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Become an Overnight Billionaire (Totally NOT a Scam)
Are you tired of scrambling at the Money Tree, hoping to snatch up someone’s half-eaten omelette?

by haleigh_2011

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A Meerca's Mission
Dear Diary, It’s the big day! After all this time, I can’t believe it’s finally happening for real.

by weakestlink33

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The Case of the Angry Archivist
Scene: Neovia Time: Is it always dusk here Chesterdrawers: Greetings! I’m Alabaster Chesterdrawers, and I can guarantee you won’t find any finer antiques than right here at Chesterdrawers’ Antiques! Collab with fratmatt5

by racoon188

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Grarrl Offline
A Purple Grarrl falls asleep when their Pooogle page doesn't load. They dream that they are the offline dino game.

by artofgabi

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Small Yet Mighty
Looks can be deceiving... Collab with 5tar

by chewed



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