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The Wonders Books Bring

"Who knows? Maybe today will be our lucky day..." whispered Amy into the wind...

by rat_terrier_lover_12
Never to Be

Unknown Entity, or Entity as her neighboring friends called her, loved her life. She loved having food available the minute she was hungry...

by akari24
Baby Adventures - Not for the Adult at Heart

When Tenderhorn wanders off, he finds himself not only lost but in the dangerous terrain of the Haunted Woods...

by brokensilent
TOP SECRET FILES

I have been exposed to a large quantity of dangerous toxins which, I am told, will fuddle my mind. I have not yet felt any effects...

by adoqhina
The Deep Silence

Aekin hadn't made it to her other three surfing runs that morning, but she was sure he would be waiting at the finish line this time...

by tashni
Healing Scars

Mirian had noted that he had not spoken, laughed, or even smiled the entire time...

by jael_catherine
Plum's Present

'It's a Baby Paint Brush!' yelled Plum, full of excitement. But Stephie didn't seem to care...

by shoyru_lova1234
The Maraquan Curse

It seemed an impossible dream, but nevertheless, a dream, a fantasy. And don't dreams always come true in the end?

by tanikagillam
How the TDMBGPOP Got Its Name!

As he got even closer, he realized it wasn't a real Grundo, but a cute plushie Grundo someone must have dropped...

by firebomb105
A Neopian Fairy Tale

It was just another day for the Grand Duchess Oktyabrina. The royal Kyrii sat in front of her grand vanity in her wing of the regal castle...

by twocents
Healing the Healer

She looked upon her healing waters and sighed, wishing that she could spend the day just soaking in their soothing properties, letting her own magical powers wash over her like a soothing flood and wash away this sense of... restlessness...

by niddyz
"Do you like bubbles?"

It wasn't that she was angry at her brother; she was just irritated that her parents had gone to Neopia Central...

by 3little_blue_panda3
 
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How do you solve a problem like Neovia?: Part Three
There was only one figure on the street below, Bruno. He had been tasked the job of getting rid of the zombies, and was currently sweeping a bunch down the street with a large brush...

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Lupe Pack Detectives - Case of the Missing Statue: Part One
"A gold Ixi statue is missing from my safe. It was supposed to be a birthday present for a friend..."

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Talk About Random - "The Reunion: Part 3"
I promise not to laugh... :D

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Gleba's Adventures!
This time... with Extreme Herder!

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