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The Flower Queen

Today and yesterday melded together as one memory.

by havittaa
Dream-Walking

I don't know if there's a better relief than stepping outside the Pound Transfer Tunnel into the Exchange.

by cc_coffman98
My Language

Memories are nothing without words.

by marthajill
Oops!

She had been asked what kind of a petpet she wanted. Being a Grundo she thought deeply about her home on the Space Station. "I want a robot petpet," she replied.

by comicsgirl
I am NOT a Jetsam!

Maraquan Grarrls and Jetsams are often confused, but Grumpy just won't stand for this!

by beautyfairy5555
Red's Lucky Gloves

Once there was a red Jetsam, who was bigger, tougher and much, much scarier than any other Jetsam in all of Neopia.

by kirstylouist
Beauty is a Fickle Thing

It was an uncharacteristically lovely day in the Haunted Woods—as lovely as any day in the Haunted Woods could be, anyway...

by tranqz
The State of Dreaming

It was ridiculous, that's what it was, she thought as she trod the dirt path with distaste. She wasn't a courier! She had couriers herself!

by crazy_holly_ii
 
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"My Language" by marthajill
"Look," I said, exasperated. "I really do not want to go. You could have just left me at home." At my words her face broke open into a smile, reconfirming to me that she didn't even understand the tone of voice I was using...




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When Your Pet Is Sick: A Guide For Owners
Maybe your Blumaroo is covered in itchy red lumps, or maybe your precious Draik is scared to leave the house. Whatever the case, there is a way to cure their disease.

by celestialguineapig

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3 – 2 – 1 – Bounce! A Hasee Bounce Guide
Learn how to better understand Hasee Bounce with this simple guide.

by qelato

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The Golden Elephante: Part Four
"How can you even see them in this darkness?" Souvier muttered, squinting at the spires of stone around them.

"I didn't, it's the one thousand year old spirit that follows me everywhere," she said, flashing her teeth at him.

by rachelindea


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Retribution: Part Five
The Eyrie sighed, looking up. "No," he whispered, "it's not Martin you need to watch out for." He knew the real menace; he could sense their presence hovering around the Techo like a cloud.

by kaylamdal111112

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The Goofers - A Makeover, part 5
Just don't let me see that smiley again...

by lintsuf

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comic about Bori #2
having fun

by fudoggz



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