Common Mistakes

by blublah81

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A Clown For Valentine's
I realized that my sister had to get whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted it, or else she would make a scene. Scenes were terrible things to make. She would scream and kick and throw herself on the floor...

by tazmanianunicorn

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Broken Scarabs
Tomos squinted up into the white sun, willing it to stop shining for just an instant of relief. He could understand why thieves chose to work in the cool darkness of night. Why hadn't the princess ever tried a campaign to turn her entire population nocturnal?

Art by nut862

by nut862

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Don't Ask... on Valentine's Day!
When giving Instant Roses to a friend, make sure the instant part has already happened.

by highlordofpenguins

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Gee, Thanks
Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented.

by jeanlucgertie

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