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	The Gourmet Game - A Gourmet Club Bowls Guide Get out a ruler or object with a straight edge. Why? This is a lifesaver when playing Gourmet Club Bowls. by ron_2793
	Just Keep Trying! I've compiled a list of reasons to help you on your quest to be recognized in the Neopian Times, or maybe even help you get that tricky little avatar. by ewagon
	Your Official Guide to Petpet Cannonball Because you're reading this right now, I'd assume you still need a little (or a lot) help with this game. After following this guide, hopefully you'd highly improve at Petpet Cannonball. =) by jellyfiesta
	Attack of the Gummy Dice – The Official, Unofficial Guide Just keep squishing, just keep squishing... by danman111111
	A Neopian Guide to Disguises Have you always loved sneaking around and hiding in the shadows? Have you ever been caught hiding in your owner's closet? You got caught because you haven't read this amazing guide to spying by sweeteepie87
	Pets Turning Lazy After Halloween Your pet used to always be active - running, jumping, walking, and having a good time outdoors with friends. Now, it seems that all they do is sit and eat candies and other goodies from trick-or-treating. by fabulouskrissy20
	VernaxEater's Guide to Pwning the Web of Vernax So, you want to master the Web of Vernax, do you? Well, it looks as if you came to the right place. by giantspyder
	An Exclusive Interview With the Negg Faerie Negg Faerie: Welcome to the Neggery! Well, I bet the first question on your lips will be, what on earth is a Neggery? by userplay6088
	Bzzzzappppppp! Yes, that's what you should be doing to the petpetpets. by neowizard1287
	Underwater Fishing This fished-out stuff isn't junk! by eevee13579
	Is It Really Worth It? Neopians every day are spending a fortune on Paint Brushes, Petpet Paint Brushes, Morphing Potions and Transmogrification Potions to make their pets and petpets look more "beautiful"... by aussie_girl777
	Gallery Spotlight #200 Galleries are a way of showcasing your favourite items, a unique collection, a place of memories or how rich you are. For some, it's a simple task... by sparky63428

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Squish Tactics

Yes, it's true; there is yet ANOTHER dice game in Neopia! Don't worry; you don't have to roll the die in this game, all you have to do is... SQUISH THEM TO A PULP! Sorry, I got a little overzealous there, but that is what you have to do to them, squish them. Being the newest game to hit Roo Island it is bound to be a hit, so why not join the fun?

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The Wrong Wish
As we walked on, I saw a few Peophins playing in a pool. I stopped and stared. I loved Peophins. More than anything in Neopia, I wanted to be a Peophin...

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The Scarab of Anubits
Qasala was still reeling from its recent war, making it easier to do what they did best - namely, to relieve the locals of their wealth. And if that meant breaking into the palace there and stealing directly from Jazan and Nabile, then so be it. They'd done it before...

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A Break in Memory: Part Three
He had a mental picture of himself on the floor of a Neohome, combining and mixing potions and chemicals. A weird, red, insect-like Neopian sat on the bed across from him--and he knew he must be daydreaming. Too bad, that homey scene had been so nice...

by appaloosa500

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They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part Eleven
"Oh, come on. I mean, they'll never hear a word we say. It'll just be our little secret. That's the fun of it. The only people who will know that this conversation has ever happened..."

by sytra

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Pwned by Pets
I'd like to buy an Acko Piggy Bank, please!

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SOOT!
No luck with the petpet lab ray?

by chewypopcorn

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