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	Interview With Dr. Sloth This was taken before he was trapped in the charm. We are currently looking through space to find him. by junglequeen117
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	Mutants: Judged By Their Appearance? Have you ever heard your friends ever say, 'Ew, a mutant? You're considering one?' Then take a look at these facts. by jackjack1234
	A Career in Villainy Part 1: To Evil Or Not To Evil Before you make the big decision to become a villain, there are a few things you need to consider. by bindi026
	How To Be a Fairly Decent Evil Villain Finding your henchmen, building your headquarters, plotting your master plan, and how to monologue. by too_good_pretty_boy
	The Top Five Reasons To Be Mutant Look everyone straight in the eye (if they're frozen in fear long enough) and say, "I'm PROUD to be a Mutant!" by ummkalima

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There wasn't one bad thing Charlie had ever done, yet she still didn't have a friend because of her looks. Charlie felt like sometimes she was painted grey. Sometimes she would hide...

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