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Key Quest! Finding Your Perfect Token!

This is to help assist everyone in finding their perfect Key Quest token.

by sportsandmusic69
All About Baby Pets!

So here you are, minding your own business when all of a sudden Boochi comes out of nowhere and zaps your precious Grey Uni into a Baby Uni!

by aggirl169
A Guide to The Search for Princess Lunara

The Search for Princess Lunara is my absolute favourite game, and I find, one of the easiest.

by dark_rose_15
22 Instruments to Make You 97% Cooler

Because I'm just that nice, I have compiled a list of the coolest instruments in Neopia.

by laurapet131
Caring for Your Reptillior

You never want to scare your reptillior... it may end very badly.

by ladykayk3
The Fate of the Chia-Lupe Feud

This article was written to remind us all of a cherished hallmark of Neopia, which has fallen by the wayside and been forgotten!

by fattree
Snowglobes: Winter Wonderland in a Bottle

When you find yourself lounging in the sun on a warm spring day, longing for the winter season, your snow globe will act as a reminder of the charming, frosty conditions to come.

by danceswithpampers
Maximizing Your Neopoint Earning Potential

A foolproof way to maximize your time playing flash games, while also having fun in the process.

by terragainsborough
The Perfect Neopian Dinner Party

Despair no longer, fellow Neopians. Put down the spatula, take a deep breath ... and read.

by distressedantiquity
Shopping for Fyora

Fyora's birthday is mere months away.

by preencessno
 
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"A Slorg in the Bakery!" by bashmina_pashmina
The Slorg watched intently as the Breadmaster dumped well over half a dozen different ingredients into a single orange bowl, then began to stir until everything began to blend together. He was humming quietly as he focused all his attention on this one task; he still did not see the slimy petpet. Several minutes passed, and at last the Kacheek...




Other Stories


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The Worst Petpet Ever
That was why my owner decided to buy me a petpet...

by pippin_me

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A Division of Houses
"Raiyne, come on! You can't peadackle out now."

by lyraedi

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Meepits vs Feepits... Vs Dr. Sloth: Part Two
Everyone, including Sloth, stared at the door silently, temporarily frozen in fear. "Who... who's going to open it?" asked Lily shakily.

Also by shirahli

by orlando_bloom_bigfan


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Potion 319: Part One
"I told you, not one of these potions ever would harm anybody! He must have added something or tampered with it," Kauvara insisted.

by chax1414

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Spooky
The Haunted Woods makes for interesting fishing.

by ghostkomorichu

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Last Halloween...
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by samyuli



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