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	Why Adopt? As you probably know there are a lot of pets in the pound just waiting for an owner. by terabithian
	Readers Beware! Here are just some of the books that the Neopian Bureau of Books recommends that you think twice about before bringing home to your Neopet. by kspare2
	How To Comfort Lab Ray Pets How to make your pets feel loved no matter what happens to them. by natverdi
	The Pound - Uncovered This week, one of our investigative reporters was fortunate enough to receive an inside tour. The following transcript is their report. by kaanana
	15 of the Best Neopoint Garlands & Foregrounds If a Scenic Tree falls in Illusen's Glade and no one is around to hear it, does it even make a sound? by pinkpaint
	The Tyrannian Concert Guide: Part II A guide to the many groups that play in the Tyrannian Concert Hall. Part 2 of 2. by movie138music
	Top 10 Pineapple Items With their unique texture and pointy tops these fruits are not just eye-candy, but they are also a tasty treat for your taste buds. Also by mercy_angel by evilone712_27
	Insanity in Numbers: Dealing with Competitive Pets Never enter two pets in the same contest at once - believe me, this only makes things much worse. by pringlz
	Chia Bomber 2 – Shooting Through the Neighborhood Do you like Chias? But you don't like bombing Chias? Then Chia Bomber 2 is the game for you! Also written by fruityexotic by dawwetje
	Snow-B-Gone: Munching Secrets and How to Use Them Some tactics that can be advantageous if used well and with luck. by eggo__mini92
	Mmm. Petpets. { A guide to stress-free Feed Florg } You control a metal hand, which rotates around a table. There are six different petpets to contain, which will all be released from a metal ball overhead. Simple! ...er. Sorta. by wolfspirit15
	Eyrie Day Makeovers! I've compiled a list of what I think is the top five coolest and best Eyrie colors for you to consider painting your Eyrie, along with some wearables you might consider. by _toffey_

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Comforting Lab Ray Pets

Many owners in Neopia, myself included, have saved up major Neopoints for pieces of a map that when put together, leads to something terrifying and amazing. The lab ray. You may think it's pure genius--so do I. But have you ever stopped and thought about how your pets feel? Imagine standing under a giant laser, shivering as a creepy scientist pushes a button. Then, a crackle of lightning strikes you, and something changes. With this guide, you'll learn how to make your pets feel loved no matter what happens to them- yes, even turning into a mutant Kau...

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