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	You Have Got to Be KIDDING Me!! (Part 2!) The eternal question... Art by oniamuro by jazz_invincible
	Neopian Neophyte Good thing neomail doesn't need stamps. :P by leedom111
	The "Booby Prize Generator" That's not a winning ticket... by plushie_patches
	Notions and Nonsense I was going to give this a subtitle, but I forgot where I put it. Art by meganium94 by patjade
	NeoFun A picture is worth a thousand words! by meowth4
	A Single Scrap of Sanity Sub-Quest: Interrogate various villains for information. by frozen_fire_dragon
	Lenny Sack I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albat-querque. by ickessler
	Random Doodles ...and that guy's KING?! by the_three_scoogers
	A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M. Boy am I glad that war is over... by wonderweezel
	All My Pretty Ones [v1.2] OMG!! by mao_mau
	Neopian Circumstances Dear Tiyl... by nefily
	The Adventure of El Picklesaur Plushie: Episode 4 The one thing every Super Plushie needs is a Super Sidekick! by dragonball_queen
	Regrets Location, location, location. by xtrat
	Spooky HauntedClaw is very sad. by ghostkomorichu
	Irony Cafe I guess the rumors are true! by ahm6190
	D.A.I.A. Where DO Baby Neopets come from, anyway? by chikkin
	Cotton Candy Tree (of Doom!) Yay, another petpet rock joke! YAYY! by lingers
	Weapon... or Food? Taste that! by sunshine_1470
	Freak Out! Ugggh... out of cash :( by twistyness
	Neo Cappucino 3.14159265.... by raptor291
	Fond Memories: Just Hanging Just hanging? I bet you don't want to join her this time! by prettyprincesslady54
	Reality Chex Still spinning... by thessprincess
	As Much as a Bori Can Take The ultimate food for Aggrajagg. by kudou
	Unfinished Neopian There's a small problem... by genoajagscat
	The Grundo Way What some people will do just to get an avatar. by m0ogster
	Unreality Have you ever wondered... Also by cuaglar by sabretache
	T3h Praedius Praedius has a big mouth. by arttimo
	Something Has Happened AIEEEEEEE!!! Drawn by sillygirl_543 by tdyans
	Kougra Mischief Maybe faeries should be a bit smarter about who they choose to do quests for them.... by aewolf165
	Feelin' Spiffy Hee hee... still cannot find me! by purpleplayingpenguin

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"Second-Place Sammy" by sweetie_me274
Sammy always competed in the contest in the summer and the one in the winter. To her dismay, she would always come in second place (and was therefore known as Second-Place Sammy)...

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The Adventures of Star
I regret naming her Star. Stars are supposed to be barely noticeable unless they are scattered across the sky at midnight. Star, however, is more like an asteroid headed for planet Neopia...

by dancingqween888

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Second-Place Sammy
As the judges said, she was fantastic on the ice, but didn't have the grace and elegance it took to be the best. This time, though, the Bruce had practiced and practiced and was sure it would be different...

by sweetie_me274

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50 Ways to Seem Like a Better Fisherman than You Really Are
10. Claim to have trapped millions of fish in one of the secret compartments of a Zen desk.

by alialadyoftheknife

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24 Contests for People Who Can't Win Them
Lucky for you unlucky entrants, Neopets has just released 24 new contests designed for people who can't win anything!

by pup_luv166

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By My Honor: Part Five
The clouds began to twist and turn in a violent whirlwind, funneling down to touch the ground. Emerging from the point where they met was a tall, shadowed form, whose very sight snapped the twins from their numbness, arresting their fear-filled gaze in almost a spell...

by laurelinden

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A Promise is a Promise: Part Two
The Kyrii groaned and raised his right hand and murmured, "I, Michael, solemnly promise and swear on Queen Fyora, Lord Darigan, Lord Kass, King Skarl, all the King Coltzans and Queen Vyssa's throne..."

by cruzerchic123

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