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Issue: 201 | 29th day of Swimming, Y7

Comics

	You Have Got to Be KIDDING Me!! (Part 2!) The eternal question... Art by oniamuro by jazz_invincible
	Neopian Neophyte Good thing neomail doesn't need stamps. :P by leedom111
	The "Booby Prize Generator" That's not a winning ticket... by plushie_patches
	Notions and Nonsense I was going to give this a subtitle, but I forgot where I put it. Art by meganium94 by patjade
	NeoFun A picture is worth a thousand words! by meowth4
	A Single Scrap of Sanity Sub-Quest: Interrogate various villains for information. by frozen_fire_dragon
	Lenny Sack I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albat-querque. by ickessler
	Random Doodles ...and that guy's KING?! by the_three_scoogers
	A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M. Boy am I glad that war is over... by wonderweezel
	All My Pretty Ones [v1.2] OMG!! by mao_mau
	Neopian Circumstances Dear Tiyl... by nefily
	The Adventure of El Picklesaur Plushie: Episode 4 The one thing every Super Plushie needs is a Super Sidekick! by dragonball_queen
	Regrets Location, location, location. by xtrat
	Spooky HauntedClaw is very sad. by ghostkomorichu
	Irony Cafe I guess the rumors are true! by ahm6190
	D.A.I.A. Where DO Baby Neopets come from, anyway? by chikkin
	Cotton Candy Tree (of Doom!) Yay, another petpet rock joke! YAYY! by lingers
	Weapon... or Food? Taste that! by sunshine_1470
	Freak Out! Ugggh... out of cash :( by twistyness
	Neo Cappucino 3.14159265.... by raptor291
	Fond Memories: Just Hanging Just hanging? I bet you don't want to join her this time! by prettyprincesslady54
	Reality Chex Still spinning... by thessprincess
	As Much as a Bori Can Take The ultimate food for Aggrajagg. by kudou
	Unfinished Neopian There's a small problem... by genoajagscat
	The Grundo Way What some people will do just to get an avatar. by m0ogster
	Unreality Have you ever wondered... Also by cuaglar by sabretache
	T3h Praedius Praedius has a big mouth. by arttimo
	Something Has Happened AIEEEEEEE!!! Drawn by sillygirl_543 by tdyans
	Kougra Mischief Maybe faeries should be a bit smarter about who they choose to do quests for them.... by aewolf165
	Feelin' Spiffy Hee hee... still cannot find me! by purpleplayingpenguin

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Fishing for Fun

Again, you are waiting. Not for the Wheel of Monotony, nor for the Ticket Booth to restock. No, now you're waiting in a cavern at the bottom of the sea, hoping against hope that when you reel in your line there will be a fish at the end of it. Well, here are some tips...

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Arachnophobia
The Lenny grew rather attached to the Spyders. So, for each pet that walked into her store to buy a Spyder, an interview was conducted...

by shadih_temporary

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Unexpected Fishing Expedition
"What in the world…?" was all she could say after she took a good long look at her "huge fish."

by youkos_lil_fox

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Mootix Drop Made Easy
There’s practice, patience, wind, barrel rolling, landing, practice and patience (and practice, and patience).

by duke_of_earl

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24 Contests for People Who Can't Win Them
Lucky for you unlucky entrants, Neopets has just released 24 new contests designed for people who can't win anything!

by pup_luv166

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Storm: Part One
Hary was still having the time of her life and Nina was still giggling when something changed. The area Hary had been swimming in was relatively empty before, but now everybody was gone...

by hottamale0774

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Home < High Seas: Part Six
The sails nearly hurt the eyes, spun of shimmering cloth-of-gold as they were, and the heavy main lines securing the masts were laced with gold wire. For the 'Tonne wasn't just a cargo ship...

by destervetha

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