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Headlines "Sloth's Revenge" by mystic_whisper711 High above him rose a giant missile faced straight towards central Neopia. Sloth let out a cold laugh at the fact that the helpless Neopets had no idea what fateful doom awaited them...
Other Stories
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A Fortune Told Chan ran off the boat before I even got up and
shouted, "Come on, Alex! This is the best day of my life and you're taking a
lifetime!"
by peachifroot |
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The Adventures of Star I regret naming her Star. Stars are supposed to be barely noticeable unless
they are scattered across the sky at midnight. Star, however, is more like an
asteroid headed for planet Neopia...
by dancingqween888 |
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How to Be an Awesome Rater Why are they getting the score they’re getting?
What are they missing to get the perfect 10? What did they like about it to
give it a perfect 10? They’re leaving out the details.
by oozemutt1982 |
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The Swashbuckler Within: Part Four Outside was a battlefield, and the ground was
stained with citrus juice. Tigersquashes were flying like cannonballs through
the air, smashing on the Pizzaroo and anything else within the area...
by mimed |
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Confessions of a Bookworm: Part Three If you've stayed at one place way too long and
not moved once, you'll probably know that people see you in a certain way right
from the beginning, and those views won't change as long as you're still there...
by shadowcristal |
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